(donalds pov)
Donald sat down on his piss soaked couch and drank a beer that has been sitting there for two months. He turned on the T.V. In a heart beat the news came on and the lady who looks like she hasn't eaten in 2 weeks spoke, "there is a serial killer on the loose, people have Nicknamed him jeff the killer. Lock all or doors and windows and may God be with you all." Mr.Trump could give less of a Mexicans baby about this "serial killer" anyway, he's probably Mexican.
Some hours later and donald trump has fallen asleep on his couch while watching the scat porn channel. His nipples hanged out like a homosexual in the UK. He sprung up, "YOU DAMN MEXICANS GET OUT OF MY NACHOS" after hearing a crashing noise in his kitchen.
(JEFFS POV)
Jeff just broke the glass to this old guys house with the handle to his knife because he's a badass. Jeff climbed into the old corncobs window with his knife in his pocket. The joker try hard went and hid so the man wouldn't find him, jeff hid in the fridge because he's a midget. It was really cold like Antarctica up in this bitch. Since he couldn't stand the cold (bc he's shirtless) he jumped outa that hoe like my dad did when I was born.
