Dumb Fanfic Moments!

Chapter 1-

- I find their names are always Katie, Emma, Kylie or Mia.

uhm. helllllooooo gurrrllll. there are other names that exist as well!

- Emma lives in America and Harry is there because of tour. they meet at a bar and fall in love.

what happens when Harry has to leave to finish off the tour huh?

- if it's a fanfic where she pregnant there like "I set the table with our meals and two glasses of wine"

love, I thought you were pregnant?

- toilets. seriously. this just confuses me. WHY DONT THEY POO OR PEE.

congrats 👏 you win the award of not having to take a shit!

- swearing. honestly. I use swearing in my books, but not every line!

"I fucking swear if that little bitch comes any fucking closer I'll kill a mother fucker"

woah dude... Calm down!

- periods. How come Emma never gets her period? Does she have super powers. no period, but has sex once and falls pregnant with Harry Styles baby.

Lucky bitch!

- when there giving birth. honestly Emma's out for dinner with the boys and their girlfriends.
"Oh no" I whispered in Harrys ear.
"What's wrong?" He asked.
"My water broke" I panicked.
"OHMAGAWD" he screamed.

Next thing you know she has a baby. I know people don't particularly like going into details but come on. you can't just have her waters break then all of a sudden she has a baby. Nuh uh! don't work like that!

- we went and saw a movie. I can't even remember what happened because the whole time I was moaning in pleasure.

Waht.... wouldn't the people in the row in front told you to shut up!?

- "MUM, I'm moving in with 5 teenage boys, that travel the world, sing, and are in the most famous band in the planet." "Okay sweetly have fun!"

I don't know about you, but my parents would not let me do that! haha. Emma must have some really laid back parents!

- as I sat back stage at the concert. Zen looked at me and pointed while singing "last first kiss"

aw how cute. I thought you were in a relationship with Harry?

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Well that's chapter one done!

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