Chapter 9: Paper balls and Sex Gods

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I spent to whole night rolling around in my bed turning myself into a blanket burrito scared that someone was going to scare me, which was probably one of the biggest downsides to living alone in a giant house

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I spent to whole night rolling around in my bed turning myself into a blanket burrito scared that someone was going to scare me, which was probably one of the biggest downsides to living alone in a giant house.

Its currently Recess and my head is practically spinning from all the things Sarah had fed into my head yesterday but I doubt any of it will be useful, I'm practically as useless as a football player trying to do ballet.

I'd gotten called into the principals office during English with Sarah as the school had noticed our absence yesterday. Luckily Sarah was calm and covered it up nicely while I stood their sweating like crazy since I can't really lie to save my life, which is why I'm finding this whole 'Playing the Playboy' game hard since I can probably crack under pressure at any moment.

Its not like I'm bad at flirting or anything I just never have really tried, my life before I moved wasn't the best and I self esteem was horrible so you can't really blame me for not really wanting to get into this mess. But sadly my mouth got me into this so I guess I'm stuck with it.

I walk through the door to the cafeteria and spot Sarah frantically waving me me as she sat across from Mikey, Sarah and I have been sitting with Mikey so far this week and I can tell we have even been growing on him though sometimes its quite obvious we annoy the living hell out of him.

When I reach our table Mikey's face scrunched up in confused as he looked at my presence which was about displeasing as a gorilla with makeup on, but since Sarah already knew about my current demeanor she just looked at me like normal.

 "Who pissed in your coco poops this morning?" Mikey hums as I glare at him before stuffing my face with the food I'd asked Sarah to get me.

 "Sock it dingbat before I decide to hit you with my shoe," I whine rubbing my forehead.

 "Little Miss Sunshine here is gonna Play the shit out of Cross! She is going to be the first girl to ever beat Dylan at what he does best, by the end of this Cross will be bowing to Rosie's knees." Sarah chimes clapping her hands together in joy, The color immediately drained from Mikey's face before the coke that had just been poured into his mouth sprayed all over Sarah.

 "What did I just hear?" Mikey gasps, his eye widening. Sarah jumped out of her sit and let out a loud huff.

 "You know you didn't have to spit out your drink and ruin my dress thank you very much dickhead, and you heard exactly right." Sarah says rolling her eyes using a tissue trying to dab off the drink.

 "Now look what you did to me now Im going to go clean off this shit if I want to make it through the day without looking like an idiot. bye." Sarah sternly says shooting daggers at Mikey who shrinks down in his seat, she takes her tray and walks out probably to go to the bathroom but really no amount of soap will be able to get the brown spats out of her white playsuit.  

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