The Sexy Beasts Speak

Hi! I'm Emi, you probably know me by now, I iz the pimp :D (DEAL WITH IT CHRIS)

Chris is making me do an interview book for us -.- I cant f*cking say no to him for some unknown reason D: So here it is! Interview one! I interview Emmy and Chris in this interview, on their opinions of the opposite gender :D Enjoy! ^-^

 

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Q1!!!!!! What do you figure is the #1 thing is on the opposite gender's mind?

Chris : Mother fucking shoes.

Q2! What do you think is the #1 way to make the opposite gender happy?

Chris : There's no way to make girls happy. Ever.

Emmy : Are you purposely asking me these questions?... Okay well like I said it depends on the guy. I mean... Mostly all guys want to do "it"... But some guys would rather practice baseball or something... (yes it's true I know guys like this) or play that new Zelda game or something idk.... But yeah haha... Probably doing "it" with them would make them the happiest... But that doesn't mean you should do it to make the guy happy, lol... Goodness I'm rambling:)

Q3! What do you give the opposite gender for their bday?

Chris : Birthday sex. ;)

Well, that's my gender.. Girls don't like sex. wtf?

Probs a necklace or something.

Emmy : Emi stopppppppp:P okay are you talking about a boyfriend? Or just a friend?... Because what I'd give my boyfriend is personal! But this is no fair cause i didnt give mine anything!!! Loll okay sooooo... If the guy wasnt a close friend I'd give him money, or a gift card..... Or if he smelled bad I'd give him a gift card to hollister cause they guarantee atleast one day of smelling nice in the clothes! My close guy friends... Hmm... I joke around with them... Maybe a unicorn pillow pet:) or my monkey snuggie <3 the boyfriend? depends on what he got me for mine! Jk no... Uhh probably... Something.. Maybe like if he likes music, concert tickets for him and a friend? Or like some sport tickets... Lol for him and a friend though because at that point he'd probably be getting sick of me:)

Q4! What kind of movies do you hate watching, but have to cuz you're hanging out with the opposite gender?

Chris : Romances.

They're stupid shit.

I don't want to watch a romantic sex sense,

Then watch a girl cry, and a guy sleep all the time.

JUST STAY THE FUCK TOGETHER.

Emmy : Scary freaking movies... I hate the shark movies about ya know people getting eaten by them... They scare the heck out of me! And like the ones all paranormal... After seeing this one movie when I was like 12 I wasn't able to sleep in bed by myself for like 2 weeks... I slept on the floor of my sisters room with a sleeping bag... That stuff is legit! Ahh the memories are back!

Q5! What's the #1 activity you are forced to do when hanging out with the opposite gender?

Chris : Shopping. -_-

Emmy : Strip... No jk! Lol idk i don't get forced to do anything... I mean idk... Play football or something? Idk.. Hahaha I mean I used to play hockey on an all guys team so.... Yeah.... I'm def not like a Tom boy or anything... But yeah... Sometimes I have to get guys stuff... That's about it... Hahaha.

Q6! What's the worst quality of the opposite gender?

Chris : uhmmmm, Being gross. Like burping, farting, chewing with their mouth open. It's just gross.

Emmy : Umm I'm not that like picky ish... But I mean if they wear pajamas to school everyday I'm gonna get annoyed. There's a kid i know that wears pj's EVERYDAY! And not sweatpants no... Legit pajamas with like cartoon characters on them or flannels... I mean sometimes I'll wear a pair of flannels just because... But not everyday. Also when they spit in the pool... Eww... Gross... But that's just a swim girl thing... Okay hahaha. I'm done now:)

Q7! What's the BEST quality of the opposite gender?

Chris : Being funny. If a girls funny, it makes her ten times more interesting.

Emmy : Idk... I mean everyone is different. Like seriously no two guys do the exact same thing the same. I mean, if anything I'd say I love it when guys are like romantic. Especially to me:) but yeah I mean... I everyone has a good trait and a bad one... There isn't one overall problem or one overall good thing.

Q8! What have you learned (from experience) that is a BAD idea to do around/with/to the opposite gender?

Chris : Be perverted xD

Emmy : Take your pants off.. Even if you have a bikini on underneath... Or take your shirt off, when you have a tank top on underneath. -.-

Emmy was unable to finish the interview beyond this point due to the fact that we haven't been on this account in forever xD

Q9! What's the best moment you've ever had with the opposite gender?

Chris : I DONT KNOW. WAIT. When Caitlyn fell asleep on my shoulder. Word.

Q10! FINALLY THE LAST ONE! Dx What's one thing you wish you could ask/tell the entire opposite gender?

Chris : What the hell does "i'm fine" mean!?

HOPE YOU ENJOYED THE SEXY BEASTS SPEAKING :D x