Girl are you google? 'Cause you're everything I've been searching for~
Did you sit in sugar? 'Cause yo ass is sweet~
Y'know, this shirt is made of boyfriend material~
You may look like trash to yourself, but I still wanna take you out~
Do you work for ups? Because you can totally open up my package~
You don't need keys to drive me crazy~
Girl, are you a campfire? 'Cause you HOT, and I want s'more~
I be BurgerKing, you be McDonald's. I'm having my way, and you be lovin' it~
Did you fall from heaven, because you like an angel~
Girl, do you want some raisins? If not how about a date?~
Girl, do you have Hogwarts? 'Cause I'm tryina get into yo Chamber of Secrets~
Are you a beaver? 'Cause DAM~
Is your name Ariel because I think we mermaid for eachother~
If you were a fruit, you'd be a fineapple~
If you were a triangle, you'd be acute one~
If I had a dollar for everytime I think of you, I'd have one dollar because you never leave my mind~
Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
Guess what, my bed
Has room for two~
Twinkle Twinkle little star, we can do it in a car~
I though happiness started with H! Why does mine start with U?~
You can call me Nemo, because I am never afraid to touch the butt~
Are you lost, ma'am? 'Cause heaven is a long way from here~
If I was a superman, I would be called Yourman~
You may fall from the sky, you may fall from a tree. But the best way to fall is in love with me~
Do you have a map because I got lost in your eyes~
Is your name Wi-Fi? 'Cause I'm feeling a connection~
