The barkadas (Marisol, May – an, Darwin, Christian Dave, Abigail, Khey, Danilo and Alvin) went to school together since they were classmates.
David is not with them. Well, as usual, he’s always absent especially if the class is all about nature.
When they’re in their classroom…
Teacher: Good morning, class.
Students: Magandang umaga po, Binibining Teacher Tita Jollibee.
Teacher: Sing my theme…
Students: Sa Jollibee, Biga ang saya…
Teacher: Maupo.
Students: Thank you, mam.
Teacher: Are you ok?
Students: Opo, mam.
Teacher: Ano ang kinain niyo sa breakfast?
Students: Food mam, food. Lasagna and Milo with essence of tubol.
Teacher: Very good! Nutritious Delicious and Septicious foods!!! While my breakfast is fish fillet de el nino and kare-kare with bagoong exclusive from Jollibee.
Students: Wow, anong lasa?
Teacher: Parang septic formula with canal syrup.
Anyway, our class for today is our lesson yesterday. Now, who can recall?
May-an: Human Sexuality!
Abigail: Reproductive system!
Teacher: Hanep! Pang grade five na mga klase. Saan nga pala si David?
Marisol: Mam, nasa bar niya po, walang may magbabantay eh.
(DISCUSSION OF GLOBAL WARMING)
Activity time…
Teacher: Class, this morning we’re going to have our group presentation regarding global warming.
Abigail: Mam, my group will do sayawit regarding global warming.
Khey: I’m going with you, Abby.
May-an: No, no, no, Khey. You go with the boys.
Abigail: Hmmm, May-an I think mas maganda kung kantahin natin ang Mother Nature Needs Us.
May-an: Eow, ano ba yan? Masyadong environmental. Yung iba naman, yung rock! Mag compose tayo ng song na “perfume from wilted flowers” para bongga!
Marisol: Oo nga, kami nlng din ang bahala sa lyrics.makisakay ka na lang.
Abigail: No. Perfumes are not beneficial to our environment, nakakasama pa nga eh.
Marisol: But…
Abigail: No more buts and etc. Let’s go, mag practice na tayo…
