House Plant Jealously

House plant jealousy

(A/N This is what happens when you let your followers pick what your fanfics about, jk ily all)

It was a normal day in the Dan and Phil house hold as so Dan was scrolling through tumblr. Dan jumped when Phil burst through the door with 2 new house plants in his hands, Dan rolled his eyes "Philll.. Don't you think we have enough house plants?" Dan exclaimed. Phil let out a soft laugh Like the precious suNSHINE HE IS "Haha we can never have enough!" He laughed

Dan loved how happy Phil was with his plants but he had to admitt ... He was jealous.. Phil spent all his time either with his plants or makeing videos and we all know much much he does that ... "Its like Phil was in love with them" Dan thought to himself..

The next day came along and Dan and Phil were gonna film pastel edits irl (a/n we can only dream) today, phil already had most of the stuff he needed in his closet

but as for Dan yeah they needed to the store

Whist at the store (you guessed it) Phil sees a houseplant in the distance, he try's running to it before he's stopED by Dan pulling on his arm. Phil looks up at Dan and sees how sad Dan is because he's not getting any attention or love ... Phil gave all of it to his plants. They hugged and kissed in the middle of the store. They immediately got on the bus, went home, went in their room an-

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EheM soo uh .. The next day arrived and they filmed pastel edits irl today since yesterday they layed in bed and did dA nASTY .. They didn't have time but today they did. After that Dan watched some anime and helped Phil edit the new video.

It was now nighttime and Phil was asleep but of course Dan wasn't he want to sleep with phil that night so he went in Phil room and as he walked in a houseplant fell, the loud crash woke up Phil. Phil teared up at the sight of an destroyed houseplant with Dan next to it .. Phil usually isnt one to rage out but he thought that his boyfriend b-broke is houseplANT " Y-you did this ... Y-you were jealous and k- k- kilLED HIM" .. Dan realised what it looked like " no - nO Phil you don't understand I jus-" .. "g-et out" Phil whispered .. "wha-" Dan said .. " gET OUT" Phil yelled whilst pointing at they door. "B-bu-" Dan whimpered ... "Just leave" said Phil while starting to tear up and kneeing down with the dir- "blood " of his houseplant in his hands .... Dan grabbed his things and left, crying the whole time...

He went to Chris's place and explained the whole thing to Chris "That's wack m8" Chris said with is amazing accent.. "Yea .. I guess " Dan said quietly ..

I few days passed .. Dan was miserable and he wondered if Phil was too... He was. Dan was talking to Chris and said "I love Phil and I want him to know .. What do I do?" He asked "Just how much do you love him?" Chris said ... "With all my heart" he answered .. "Well I think you know what to do then" ... "You're right" Dan exclaimed.. This was the first time Dan had smiled in days.

Dan ran to the store with so much excitement! It was pouring rain but he didn't care, he was gonna confess his love to Phil ..... With a houseplant

He got a little baby cactus because he knew Phil loved them

He was now at Phil's house... Dan knocked on the door and in less than 3 seconds Phil answered.. It was like he was waiting for Dan to come back ... Dan saw how messy the house was and he could tell Phil was miserable without him.

Dan looked at Phil and gave him the baby cactus .. Phil started crying and hugged Dan "Y-yes" Phil whispered .... Dan and put an ring in the pot along witha note attached that said "Will you marry me.?" ... Dan closed his eyes and shed a tear .. He was with the man he loved and he accepted the fact that phil love Dan and his houseplants...

(A/N okay this is my first fic im sure you can tell and its supposed to be on the comedic side but it turned out kinda cute idk tell me what you think)

(THIS IS SUPPOSED TO BE ON THE HUMOROUS SIDE, PLS DONT TAKE THIS SERIOUSLY)