Lucy: but, you cant be my dad! Thats crazy! But... I already have a dad. How...
???: lucy, its fine if you dont understand
Lucy: how do you know my name?
???: because im your dad, its as simple as that.
Lucy: but jude is my dad! Mom...?
Layla: its true hes your dad.
Gajeel: but if im lucy's brother then how is he my dad?
Layla: hes the human form of metallicana. He goes by M, though.
Gajeel: >.>
M: <.<
Gajeel: >>.>>
M: <<.<<
Gajeel: >>>>.>>>>
M: <<<<.<<<<
Lucy: =_=
M: <~<
Gajeel: <~<
Lucy: >>>>>>>>>>_>>>>>>>>>>
Gajeel: ._.
M: ._.
Layla: oml will you guys stop staring back and forth.
M: 0-0 yes maam
Lucy: >^>
Gajeel: >^>
M: ;-; why are chu staring at mehhhhhh >.< *tear rolls down face*
Lucy: 0-0
Erza: =^=
Natsu: I wanna join! *blasts fire into air*
lucy, gajeel, M: <<<.<<<
Wendy: the smell •~•
Carla: 0-0 so...stanky *passes out*
M: whut i was just seeing if i need to shave...
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Random person in the background: DEFEAT THE SMELL FELLOW SMOL BEANS!!!!!!
smol beans: HARRRGGGHHHHH *cuts armpit with finger pointer* ^•^
M: 0-0 wth just happened
Smol beans: you got de-stanked
Irisviel: ok this is all crazy now who is confused by anything today.
*crickets*
Irisviel: then we can just go to the guild and get over it?
M: so i can get a bandaid for my armpit 😭
Itisviel: yes so he can get a bandaid for his armpit 😑
Guild: mkay... 😶
*at the guild*
Layla: JUST HOLD STILL!!!
M: BUT IT HURTSSS!!!!!
*guild stares at the scene*
Layla: *pins M down to the ground and puts bandaid on armpit* 0-0 so. Smelly. *passes out*
M: owwie
Natsu: >^< your parents are awesome lucy.
Lucy: *passed out from the stink*
Natsu: Lucy?
Happy: lushee has been stink-ified just like carla and wendy
Natsu: i dont smell anything
*guild stares at natsu*
Natsu: wut >^< dont judge me
*roof is diced into squares and mysterious figure sets foot in the guild*
???: your coming with me, natsu
*knocks natsu out and flys out of the guild holding him*
Lucy: *wakes up* what did i miss =.=
Erza: Natsu!!
Lucy: what did he steal cake again...
Erza: no, he was kidnapped!
~ The End ~
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Hello my many readers of this book! ^•^
Hope you liked the comedy and this is the end of the book!
Book two will be named: The Celestial god: book 2
Thanks for reading my book and i hope you will continue reading this story!
- otaku_kat🐱
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