Alligator fun time

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Why is sans slapping it out!
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Sans: today we'll be in the supermarket.
Papyrus: WE HAVE TO DO AND SAY WHAT WERE TOLD.
Dream sans: and if you don't you lose 👎🏻
Ink sans: Let's Get Right In.
Sans's turn
Sans: Why did I chose this?
Drunk Chara: You chose it bud.
Ink: You see that lady?
Sans: yeah
Ink: Slap her ass.
Sans: no no no.
Ink: you have to do it.
Sans: Why?
Ink: it's your job bud.
Sans: Days over for me I'll take a loss.
👎🏻👎🏻👎🏻
Papyrus turn
Papyrus: ALRIGHT I PUMPED.
Frisk: See that man.
Papyrus: YEAH.
Frisk: Tell him you have 3 nipples but only use 1.
Papyrus: OH SHOOT.
Papyrus: (touches his back)
Papyrus: YOU HAVE 3 NIPPLES BUT ONLY USE 1.
All: Ohhhhhhhhh!!!
👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻
Dreams turn
Dream: Oh shoot.
Ink: What Happen Bud?
Dream: a damn fly.
Dream: Alright what do I have to do!
Sans: Get the whipped cream and put on the cart and on your face.
Dream: (Grabs whipped cream)
All: ohhhh
A little intensity later
Sans: Turn around around!!!
Man:(points)
Dream: Wasnt me dude.
Sans:Nicely done!!👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻
Inks turn
Ink: Damn dream was right those flys tho.
Papyrus: YOU SEE THAT LADY.
Ink:yeah?
Papyrus: TELL HER ARE YOU A BOY OR GIRL.
Ink: Oh ****
Ink: Papyrus you SUD of *****
Papyrus:DO IT
Ink: Excuse me mam are you a boy or girl.
Woman: What do you think.
Ink: I feel so stupid.
👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻
All except for sans: YAYYYYYY Today bud you'll be getting all of your jackets from a alligator
Sans: **** you
Sans: What do you mean that alligator doesn't have a backpack.
Papyrus: OH NO THAT ONE BRING IN THE BEAST.
Sans:Wait what this is how I'm going to die!!!
Dream: It a punishment.
Sans: What do you mean that's a death sentence right there.
Ink: get it bud.
Sans:(goes into the water.)
Papyrus:OHHHHHHH
Sans: I already hate this ****
A few minutes later.
Sans:(grabs backpack)
All except sans: YAYYYY
Dream: Congrats bud
Ink: Oh wait a minute.
Ink: this is your backpack.
Sans:**** you!!!!!!!!!
1st Episode Complete
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