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Funny sayings
#1 Of course I talk to myself some time's i need a experts advice
#2 im jealous of my partner's I'll never have a kid as cool as theirs 😎
#3dont u wish they made a clap on and clap off device for some ppls mouth
#4 i was normal once u know *que the tears 😭 but t-than i met these losers i mean they were completely out of there minds b-but today I call them my best friend's 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 y god??? Lol
#5 i love how in scary movies the person yells out hello to the killer like there going to b like I'm in the bathroom we need some more tissue

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That last one was so true😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

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