You Complete Me -Liam Payne-

Tour in Europe

"Oh Nialler Poo!" I yell. I was prancing around backstage of someplace in Europe I think. I have no idea where we're at.

"What do you want Lilinator?" He says. Lou was practically killing all the cells in his brain and he was trying not to move.

"I have a joke for you!"

"What?"

"What do you call a zipper on a banana?" He looks at me weirdly and Lou hits him with a comb.

"A FRUIT FLY!!!" He tries not to laugh at my stupidity and Lou hits him in da face with a pink zebra comb.

"Lou why don't you just punch him in da face?" I say moving a stray hair that has fallen out of braid.

"I dunno. I should shouldn't I?"

"Yepp!"

"LET'S NOT!"

I pout and turn around.

Running onto the stage I find Liam and Harry throwing something at each other.

"OMG GUISE I DUNNO ABOUT YOU BUT I HAD LIKE LEGIT AT LEAST LIKE 7 MONSTERS AND I CAN LIKE SEE SOUND AND STUFF AND OMG HARRY YOUR HAIR LOOKS FABULOUS AND LIAM GURL IF YOU WANT MY HONEST OPINION YOURS LOOKS LEGIT AMAZING AND GURL DID YOU HEAR THAT I GAINED A POUND I CAN'T WEAR MY CLOTHES ANYMORE CUZ I'M SO FAT OMG I LIKE LEGIT THINK CHOCOLATE MAKES MY CLOTHES SHRINK BUT GURL I LIKE WALKED THROUGH THE MALL THAT COUNTS AS EXERCISE IN MY BOOK BUT I DIDN'T LOOSE THAT POUND AND OMGG I LIKE LEGIT CRIED." I say in a cliché blonde voice. Harry and Liam are in fits of laughter and I can't help but join them.

"But gurl I'm serious I'm 1 pound to fat like always cuz I'm a cow." I continue.

"You could always work out with me but you gotta be in just spandex and a sports bra, okay?" Liam says.

"I just might have to join if you do!" Harry quickly inserts.

"Did you just call me fat?" I say to Liam using the blonde voice. I'm offending my own kind...

"But you already said you're fat and I was just-"

"OH MY GOSH LIAM YOU SCUM-BAG I THOUGHT WE WHERE TEENAGE MUTANT NINJA TURTLE PARTNERS BUT NOW. I DUNNO IF I COULD FORGIVE YOU, OH AND I KICK YOU OUT OFF THE SOUR GUMMY WORM LEAGUE OR KNOWN AS SGWL." I yell at him fake crying.

"No please Lily I swear I didn't mean to call you fat! I mean if anyones fat it's Harry I mean look at that."

"What did I do!"

"Everything you fatty! OMG YOU'RE A FAILURE!"

"Gosh maybe I'll just starve my self."

"Now you gonna be anorexic you little anorexic twig."

"OMG LILY THAT'S NOT NICE!"

"WELL WHAT CAN I SAY LIAM HE'S BEING A SCUM!"

"OMG I THOUGHT YOU GUISE LOVED ME!"

"No"

"No"

So they just finished there performance and now they're doing a meet and greet and stuffs and a lot of the girls are being little slu- angels! Yeah angels...

"Oh my gosh Niall you're so cute can I have your autograph!" I say loudly mimicking a girl who just left.

"You don't need it your DNA is the same as mine. Sign my name and it'll technically be me by DNA and twin standards." Hey says signing the last autograph of the night.

"That's like confusing so like let's like not and like ya know, like say we like did." I say flipping my hair using that signature, let's call it valley girl, voice.

"How about we get some food?" He asks after the girl leaves.

"OHH I WANT A TWIX DIPPED IN CHOCOLATE AND CARMEL COVERED IN COOKIE CRUMBS BUT IT HAS TO BE THE LEFT SIDE CUZ THE RIGHT SIDES TO MAINSTREAM."

"Lily you're left handed of course you would think the left sides better." Louis says standing up.

"First of it's the Lilinator and Second I'm actually a bigger fan of the right side." I say adding a 'Hmph' to the end.

"Lilinator there's no need to get rude." Liam says walking over to me.

"Uh walk away I still don't forgive you! Hand in your badges and leave!" I say fake sobbing holding out my hand.

"But I still want to be in the SGWL and the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles! PLEASE OH PLEASE!" He yells dropping to his knees and pounding on the floor. It was pretty hysterical because he's like Twenty.

"Okay I forgive you ya big baby." I say. He stands up and pats my shoulder.

"Okay as the new tradition I am starting tonight we will blast rap music throughout this entire place!" Zayn yells in his very deep voice.

"I'M UP FO THAT!" I yell to him. All of a sudden Cinderella Man by Eminem started blasting throughout the place vibrating the floors.

"WICKED!" Me and Harry yell at the same time. I walk towards my bag and pulled out a bottle of vodka I stole from the dancers bus.

"Woah Lils I knew you wanted me but you didn't have to bring the alcohol to get me ready." Liam says grabbing it. Opening it me drunk some directly from the bottle.

"Sorry but it's easier taking someone drunk babe." I say winking then laughing.

"Niall Lily's flirting again!" Harry yells. Niall is older than me by 5 minutes and so he acts all over protective ninja on me.

"Lily stop flirting you 20 year old virgin you." He yells.

"I'm not a virgin!"

"WOAH WOAH WOAH! BACK THIS TRAIN UP! WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY?" He yells. My face turns red and I squeak nothing before running away. I was hiding with Lou eating wine cherries when Niall found me.

"Not. A. Mother BLEEPing. Virgin." He says through gritted teeth.

"Uh... wine cherry?" I say offering him one. His face turns red and he runs toward me. I scream and start running. Thank God I was faster than him.

I round a corner and look behind me. I can hear Niall aways down the hall so I book it to the girls bathroom and find the air duct grate thingy. I climbed into it, closing it as the door opened.

"Lily you can't hide forever." Niall sings out and looks around under the stalls and in them. I began crawling around in the air vent thingy and looked in every room trying to find my personal one that I left locked.

I looked down and saw Harry doing 'it' with one of the little slu-angels from earlier.

"Oh that's disgusting." I whisper and keep going.

I finally find my room and flop into it. The black exterior was comforting for some odd reason and my leather jacket was sitting on the blue couch that, even though I liked it, was poorly matching everything else. Someone was beating on the door and my guess was Niall but I went and looked through the peep hole. Liam is standing there looking around and I smile.

I unlock the door, let him in, and lock it again.

"Hey babe." He says wrapping his arms around my waist.

"Hey."

A/N YAY FIRST BOOK. Anyway thanks for reading and ya know comment and like and stuffs and well thats it.

-magnusandglitter