Hello my name is Ginger Matilda Moss. Get ready for an incredibly boring chapter. No more talk about throwing screens around the room or slamming books closed in boredom. You've most likely already done that so I don't need to worry about talking about worrying about talking about worrying about talking about. I lost my train of thought. So I'll just start again. Hello my name is Ginger Matilda Moss. Get ready for an incredibly boring chapter. No more talk about throwing screens around the room or slamming books closed in boredom. You've most likely already done that so I don't need to worry about talking about that kind of thing. You are all probably wondering how I could be so boring as to write this. Well you see I was not always this boring. Once upon a time I was a vibrant, excitable child with hopes and dreams for the future and then one day I found the internet. And on the internet I found a website called (this book is to boring for dramatic suspense) Wattpad. *Collective bored gasp - which is more of a yawn - from all of the bored readers out there - somewhere - probably hiding under a rock, buried in a hole, at the bottom of the ocean, half way across the earth, in a parallel universe, where socks don't exist, so everyone has permanently stinky feet and shoes, which caused all the and animals to die, so all the humans became vegetarians, and died from sadness, because of the lack of meat pies, and sausage rolls, and sausages, and beef, and bacon, and hame, and pork, and lamb,and haggis - for all those Scottish readers that don't exist out there - and chicken, and McDonalds - who had to shut down from the lack of meat, which means there's no-one reading this* *inward boring sigh from myself*. Well now that we've figured out that no-one is reading this there is no more need to make it interesting. That went well didn't it. I have no idea why you are still reading this you fool. Do I have to make it more clear. Do I have to write in CAPS or write in CAPS AND BOLD or write in CAPS AND BOLD AND ITALICS or write in CAPS AND BOLD AND ITALICS WITH AN UNDERLINE or write in CAPS AND BOLD AND ITALICS WITH AN UNDERLINE AND AN EXCLAMATION MARK! or write in CAPS AND BOLD AND ITLICS WITH AND UNDERLINE AND TWO EXCLAMATION MARKS!! or write in CAPS AND BOLD AND ITALICS WITH AND UNDERLINE AND THREE EXCLAMATION MARKS !!! Do you want me to plaster it on a billboard or get a plane to write it in the sky or send out personalised letters to every letter box in the world just to get it through your obviously thick skull that this book is incredibly, excruciatingly, BORING!!! I don't even know why I bother anymore. You're not taking my hints. I've been trying to tell you this calmly but you clearly don't get it. What I've been trying to tell you this whole time is that I don't love you enough to keep writing this stupid, annoying, painfully boring chapter of this boring book any longer. See you in the next chapter.
Goodbye
~Ginger~
