I'm Just A Freak Yaoi

my first kiss went alittle like this...

" oh...okay john " I went over to steady him omg

HOW MUCH DID THIS MAN WEIGH
he was crushing under his muncle or......what if it was fat but that would be so werid

" come on we'er going to my house " I ended up grunting it out
oh my- gay god GIVE ME..............a bigger dick..-_-

" m.....'kaaaa~y "

we stumbled home rather quick I was so stuck in my own thoughts I didn't even notice how much time flew by

I opened the door and kept going

please ignore that

watch your step here there we go

don't look at that random condom it's not mine

this journay feels like forever..

we stumbled to my room since I didn't have a couch ah my poor broke self..

" hey lay down here " I guided him slowly on my little piece of heaven

it's not everyday you get to bring your sexy teacher home

" oo...h my ..GOD  I'mma have one bad hangover..." he mummbled I snickered knowing that when morning comes there is hell to pay

muhahahahhaa evil laughter..
I walked to my closet changeing my chothes into a over sized t-shirt and my underwear

I felt his lust gaze  rake my naked virgin skin!
I shivered
like a horny boy I was

OH MASTER!
TAKE ME AWAY!

lol i'm daydreaming
but that didn't happen

" ok..uh..sweet dreams " I went to leave but his hand shot out  catching me by the wrist
eh
" nooo~ stay please~ " he whined like a big baby he pulled me down
I blushed I felt myself get alittle hard from our position I mentally scolded myself

DAMN YOU TEEN AGE HOROMONES

" h-hey l-let me go B-BAKA " I untentionly straddle him

I was wiggleing around trying to break free

but he wasn't haveing it

he nuzzeled my neck
oh my gosh my weak spot nooo

"Aah~"
he nuzzeled my neck again and again

then he did the unthinkable

he licked me

I lost all my rashanal thinking and grinded on him it wasn't my fault! he licked me first!

he looked at me cupping my cheeks  eyes fluttering down looking at my lips...

oh my god..

IS THIS A DREAM CUZ I DAMN SURE DON'T WANNA WAKE UP

" can...i kiss you..."

my breath hitched I could feel myself nodding

he pressed his soft lips to mine only touching

it was a peck but I knew he was holding back and you know what...

I'm glad he did I wasn't ready for that yet...because he already took my FIRST FUCKING KISS

I'M SO HAPPY I COULD SQUEL!- I mean...a manly..type of-ah fuck it I squel like a girl...

" your lips .....are so SOFT "

he shouted then...honestly I never expected this...

he fainted....

...

" wow mr.smith can't handle alittle drink " I snicker to myself " shut up " I jolted

he pushed me down next to him cuddleing and cling to me until I could hear soft snores

I couldn't help but to smile

cute

the warmth from his body is makeing me.....tired and..sleepy......

~~~~~~~moring time bought to by DA HANGOVER!!!~~~~~~~

wake up in the morning feelin' like p diddy
grab my glasses I'm out the door
i'm gunna hit the city
before I leave brush my teeth with a bottle of jay

CUZ WHEN I LEAVE FOR THE NIGHT I ANI'T COMEING BACK-

" SHUT THE FRONT DOOR KESHA! " I pushed the alarm off the dresser making a cracking sound

I smiled at my work shit goddamn it I'm on a roll today

I put the pillow over my head then I smelled it...

" BACON!!!! " I sat up my nose is never wrong I stormed into the kitchen

" fuck! " my drop dead sexy teacher mr.smith cussed rather loudly it's kinda werid hearing a teacher cuss

I looked him over

no shirt- check

sexy abs- check

messy hair -check

fuckable-.......

let's just leave that one blank for now -w- ( HINT FUCKIN HINT )

I didn't realize he was in front of me while I was eye fucking him

I finally came down to earth and
I scared myself

how?

even god didn't have an answer...

I peeked up to see his intense gaze on me

I wiggled around until I couldn't take it any more

I poked his cheek

" stop " poke

" looking " poke

" so " poke

" INTENSE! " stabes

" ow! you little shit! " my eyes widened and my hand flew up over my mouth as I gasped

he growled and held his eye " I'M SO SORRY I-I DIDN'T MEAN I-IT! ARE YOU OKAY!?! DO YOU NEED TO GO TO THE DOCTOR?!? "

I tried to help by getting some ice " here " omg I almost broke my teacher AND STABED HIS EYE OUT

I droped to my kness bowing head touch the floor " DON'T SUE ME I'M BROKE AS HELL!! " I face palmed myself

really brain that was all you could have come up with

I was about to cry when suddenly I hear laughter

not just regalur laughter but a heartly laugh I looked out at him holding his sides laughing

I smiled it was like his laugher was infected with happiness he pulled me to my feet

well....this marks the weridiest morning ever...

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