I need to bring this back from Shit Jungkook Says book because...well.
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*the legendary underwear case; Yoongi feat Jungkook*
Part 1;-
Yoongi: there's something I would like to confess about here.
Yoongi: Jungkook-ah!
Yoongi: you said this to me about one month back, ' hyung, my black underwear is missing '.
Yoongi: Sorry! Actually it was hyung!
Jungkook: //mental breakdown//
Yoongi: the black underwear that you couldn't find... actually I was wearing it. ' hyung where did it go?' I said I don't know where it went but actually I was the one wearing it!
Yoongi: but I wanted to return it to you... unfortunately... you're a man...-
Everyone: ???
Yoongi: the underwear had holes in it! There were holes in the front!
Jungkook: //K.O//
Yoongi: //smiles mischievously//
Jungkook: Hyung! You know that I don't like sharing clothes!
Yoongi: sorry! It's because hyung wanted to dominate you!
Yoongi: next time I'll definitely steal your underwear and wear it. Just wait a bit!
Part 2;-
MC: About Jungkook and Suga swapped underwear... is this true?
Yoongi: This will follow me until I retire. I shouldn't have said anything. Why did I even open my mouth? But because of that, I receive many presents.
Namjoon: Underwear?
Yoongi: Yeah. The fans have sent a lot of underwears. I don't need to borrow anymore... But mine keep disappearing.
Jungkook: I THINK I'M WEARING THEM.
NamJin: //ayee parents' mode activated// //check Jungkook's underwear// OH MY GOD!
Yoongi: . . .
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Looking at each other like this..
under the sun, on the grass.
Alright, I'll stop.(Picture credits to the owner)
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