"Lafawnduh?"
"Yes Kip?"
"Are you ready for this? I mean we can wait if your not.."
"No no, it's fine. I'm ready."
"Ok. Umm if you'll just..uh..turn around...."
"Ok let me get comfortable."
*rustling noises*
"KIP WTHELL I THOUGHT YOU SAID THAT IT WOULDNT HURT?!?"
"Lafawnduh, anal always hurts, honey you know this."