Cliche (Phan)

Chapter 1

Dan Howell woke up after a restless slumber, and began getting dressed. This part is extremely unnecessary but every cliche fanfic starts out with getting ready in the morning, right? Ignoring that breaking of the fourth wall, Dan put on his usual all black outfit to match his troubled soul. Dan left the house after being insulted by his drunk family, younger brother included.

Dan didn't understand why he was treated this way. Was it because he liked penis? Well fuck those homophobes and taste the goddamn rainbow!
A short time later, he arrived to the front gates of school, aka hell, where he was bullied and harassed even though quiet kids are usually ignored and nobody cares enough to mess with them. But this is fanfic world, not real life, so fuck it.
Anyways, Dan walked down the hallways, staring at the floor. He silently begged for the bullies to ignore him. Of course, they didn't. *dun dun dun*
"Ew, Howell just breathed the same air as us, let's kick his ass in the middle of the hallway and somehow no teacher is going to intervene because they're blind, deaf, or both!" Stereotypical jock bully #1 yelled to stereotypical jock bully #2-6

After a beating that nobody would survive in real life, Dan barely makes it to class on time. But something was different.... It wasn't the usual bleak classroom. There was a sun sitting in one of the desks. Yes, the actual sun. He was gorgeous. Dan locked eyes with the sun, and he was blinded by beauty. He was in love.
"Class, we have a new student, Phil Lester" irrelevant teacher announced.

"What a beautiful name for a beautiful sun boy" Dan thought to himself as he sat down next to Phil Lester the sun.
"Hi! What's your name?" Phil asked Dan, a giant grin on his face.
"It doesn't matter. I'm too ugly to communicate with you. My demons are too powerful for me to have friends. I am scum" Dan quietly explained.
Phil nodded.
"Oh you're not ugly at all! I'll help you have confidence by the end of this fic, stranger!"

*after class*
Phil ran up to Dan with a determined look on his face.
"Dan! Wait! I really shouldn't know your name because you didn't even tell me, but whatever. I'm in love with you. Skip school with me? We won't get in trouble for it in this fic anyways"
"I'm too ugly for this. I'm broken, Phil"
"Let me put you back together with my lurv"
Dan was convinced.
The two frolicked down the street, hand in hand.
By the time they got to Phil's house, they were deeply in love.

"Oh Dan, from the first time I saw you 43 minutes ago to now, I knew I was madly in love with you" Phil gushed
"Same though" Dan nodded
"Let's fuck" they squealed at the exact same time.
To be continued....