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[PROLOUGE]

In The Shiganshina University Dorms;

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Shut up.

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What did i just say yo-

"Y/N TIMME TO WAKE UUP! Y/N? YYY/NN-"

"JEÄGER I WILL BEAT YOU AND HANG YOU IN FARLANS ROOM IF YOU DON'T SHUT UP AND LET ME SLEEP." I said throwing a vase at my very annoying dorm mate.

"Why my room." A blonde human being said also walking into my room.

"Are we having a party in my room,why not just invite Horse face and his Freckled Jesus look-a-like boyfriend, Eren red head 2.0 oh and don't forget the air bender?" I said covering myself from human contact.

"Me and Isabel would love to come, but Marco already left with Connie to pick up their badges for the school fair." A horse says poking his head round the door.

"Isn't the fair 3 months away?" Mikasa says, jumping over the passed out Eren (who i gently beat with my alarm clock).

"Yes but Maria University is joining us as well. Professor Pixis called it 'THE MARIA AND SHIGANSHINA WAR OF LOVE!' Or something like that." He replys poking Eren with a stick.

"Sounds stupid." Says yet another blonde and frankly terrifying human.

"I agree with Annie, AND IT'S MONDAY LEAVE ME ALONE I HAVE ALOT TO DO TODAY! LIKE-"

"great here it comes."

"Dammit i lent Ymir my headphones"

"Don't worry fam i got you, i have two pairs."

"Oh thanks bro."

"No problem bro. Now let just wait for Y/N too st-"

"LIKE I HAVE 4 LECTURES TODAY AND ALL OF THEM ARE WITH PRFESSOR EYEBROWS. NOT TO MENTION AT 3 I HAVE TO GO TO THE CAFÉ AND POOR COFFEE, TAKE ORDERS AND MAKE SURE THAT SASHA GIRL FROM MARIA UNI DOESN'T EAT EVERYTHING FOR 5 HOURS! NOW DOESN'T THAT SOUND NICE? WELL IT'S NOT S-"

"I will take you to KFC after work if you get up."

"I'm up."

"Great now we can open these curtains it smells like something or someone died in here. Like what do you even do over the weeken- WAIT HAS ANYONE SEEN REINER LATELY." Says Bombtastic reaching over to the curtains.

"WAIT NO DON'T DO I-" I screamed dramatically gliding towards the teal eyed tempered german guy.

But i was too late.

He had opened the curtains.

"NO THE PAIN IT'S TOO BRIGHT HISS HISS I'M MELTING HISS JEAGER HISS I WILL HISS KILL YOU HISS HISSSS-"

"MIKA SAV-!"

"On your own Eren"

"JEAN HEL-"

"I just rememberd i need to buy some...um...oranges...yup...bye."

"ANNI-"

"I don't like you. No."

"BUT I NEED YOU PLEASOWWWW"

"SIT STILL WHEN I HIT YOU WITH JEFERY!"

"YOUR ALARM CLOCK HAS A NAME NOW?"

[[°•●500 WORDS :3●•°]]

In the Maria University Dorms;

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