Kevedd One Shots

UnravellED

By JenKristo on fanfiction.net

Summary:
Edd x Kevin slash. Double D confesses being gay and is abandoned by Eddy. He finds kindness in the most unlikely place.

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Kevin wasn't sure what exactly possessed him to invite the Eds to his party. He was outside Nazz's house, handing her an invitation when the trio walked by.

"Are those invitations I see?" said Eddy from the end of the driveway. Double D was distracted by the big Ed's gift of a single-petal flower and didn't notice the scene. Somehow Kevin also found himself distracted by the pitiful plant, immersed in confusing thoughts as the Sock Head held it to his nose, his eyes lightly closed as he inhaled.

"Yeah, sure whatever," Kevin said dazedly, staring at the boy with a flower. He snapped back to Earth as he felt one of his invitations slip from his hand.

"Thanks!" said Eddy as he examined the envelope. Kevin glared slightly, but kept his cool. His mom would never approve of something as rude as retracting an invitation, no matter how much he hated, no... loathed the individual.

Kevin was really pleased with his party so far. Everyone he had invited, which included most of the cul-de-sac had shown up. They had watched Caddy Shack and Animal House and he had some similar classics lined up for later in the evening. The group dug into three pizzas in no time and all the guys besides Jimmy began playing twister. The game finally ended with Ed tripping and collapsing the others into a heap.

"Hey boys," said Nazz gleefully holding up a shoe box. "I brought a game!"

"Oh dear, I bet its truth or dare," said Jimmy nervously through thick braces.

"Or something dumb like spin the bottle," suggested Eddy.

"I think we should at least give the game a chance," said Double D as he sat on the couch beside Nazz. The rest of the group joined them on the two couches facing one another and watched as Nazz opened the box on the coffee table. Inside was a single stack of cards and nothing else.

"The game is called 'Question Pass'. We sit in a circle and one person takes a card from the deck. It has a funny or embarrassing question on it that the person has to answer. The person to their left has to answer the same question and everyone votes on whose answer is better. If the second person's answer is better then the person to their left picks a new card. If it's worse than the first person's question, they have to choose another card and battle the person to their left. Whoever answers the least amount of questions by the time the cards runs out wins. That, or whoever hasn't resigned."

"Very amusing!" said Edd while the rest of the group gawked.

"Seems to me," said Kevin, "that winning the game totally depends on how dumb the person to your left is."

Edd nodded, catching Kevin's gaze. "He's right. Perhaps every five minutes we should rearrange our positions to make the game more intresting."

Kevin took the first card. "What was your worst kiss like?" Somehow Nazz's presence seemed to glow a little more than normal as he remembered how over eager she was when they had been dating. He decided it was better to make something up. "My aunt always kisses me on holidays, and she's got this lipstick that never goes away and more whiskers than my dad."

Everyone laughed and turned to Ed who was on Kevin's left.

"Your worst kiss, bro?" asked Sarah.

Ed grinned. "May Kanker!"

"Ohhhhh!" yelled the group.

"Pwned, Kevin," laughed Eddy. Kevin couldn't really disagree and so the game continued. Eddy's teasing was funny, but not through two more long rounds. A few people blatantly lied and were disqualified, and some refused to answer questions and resigned. Whatever circumstances, Eddy always got an irritating word in that degraded everyone. By the end of round three there were only three left, Kevin, Eddy and Double D. Eddy beat Kevin and began laughing, wearing on the group's nerves even more. Kevin would have been able to shrug it off if Eddy was only irritating him, but his whole party was being ruined. With a grouchy tone, Kevin read his card to Double D.