Jacob my baby daddy

liES!!!!1!!1

uglee: wow I cant believe this beby

jacup: u cant belibe wot m8?

uglee: eye can't believe that you lied about you peepeop size and I cant believe u have bigger boobs than me even tho I'm seven 11 :(

jakp: wow I'm sorry beb

jafjfakb put his hand on my shoulder and it impregenated me.

uglee: wow now u can't leave because I'm carrying your creation

Rolf: I'm sory but I can't I'm only an 13 year old

uglee: boi u gonna give me child support or nah

jakeb: no u fat rat get away from me