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Le prayers

Hail Corn Man, full of grace.
Our Corn is with thee.
Blessed art thou among crops,
and blessed is the fruit of thy womb,
Ronald McDonald.
Holy Corn Man , Father of Cornmon religion,
pray for us meme-ers,
now and at the hour of our death by fangirling.
Awomen.
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Now I lay me down to sleep.
I pray the corn my soul to keep.
If I should succ before I wake,
I pray to harambe my soul to take.
If I should succ for other days,
I pray the corn to guide my memes.
Corn Man, unto thee I pray,
Thou hast twerked on me all day;
Safe I am while in thy sight,
Safely let me post tonight.
Bless my fellow disciples , the whole group chat bless;
Help me to learn gayfulness;
Keep me every meme in thy sight;
So to all I say good night even though i'm gonna be up 'till 5am reading fanfic.
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Our Corn Man, who art in ma dms , hallowed be Thy name that trigger us aka HARAMBE; Thy fandom come; Thy will be done on earth as it is in harambe's grave . Give us this day our daily memes; and forgive us our sins cause we thirsty af as we forgive those who fuck wit us; and lead us not into temptation cause I don't wanna be a teen mom , but deliver us from homophobes.
Awomen.
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My Corn Man, I am sorry for my sins with all my heart. In choosing to do math and failing to do eat Corn or McDonald's or KFC, I have sinned against you whom I should love above all things. I firmly intend, with your help, to do penance, to sin no more, and to avoid whatever leads me to less memes. Our Savior Ronald McDonald suffered and died for us. In his name, my Corn Man, have noods .