One Direction preferences:
He hacks your twitter<3
Harry: I thought I was a dog today, so I peed up a tree and chased a car, it wasn’t until I realised I didn’t have a tail that I wasn’t one.
He always makes jokes about you acting like a dog because you’re always hyperactive and they are too, so he takes it a bit further and practically calls you a dog.
Louis: @Louis_Tomlinson ‘s ass is bigger than yours, damn right it’s bigger than yours.
He’s obsessed with making jokes about his ass being bigger than most people in the worlds, he compares his to Kim Kardashian’s a lot and decided it was time you agreed.
Liam: I love you princess! But you should learn to not leave your twitter logged in on your phone x x
He’s a sweetie and doesn’t do anything embarrassing, instead he leaves a cute comment for you to return to.
Niall: I have a secret. I love @Niall_Official so much and he’s sexy.
Niall and you are best friends, he has a crush on you and you like him back but just don’t have the guts to discuss it yet. Liam always tells him that you feel the same but he wont listen until you say it, so he takes the chance to tell the world that you love him.
Zayn: everybody unfollow me and follow @zaynmalik bc he’s cool and I cant even spell my own name:).
He gets jealous at the fact you have more followers than him so he tries to compete against you.
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dedicated to OhHiThereBeautiful because she's my new follower and she's really nice x x
