Darcy: "Mummy, how did you and daddy meet?"
You: "Well darcy, when i met him at one of his concerts i grabbed his-"
Darcy: "Oh! Let me guess! You grabbed his hand, Awwwwww. That's so sweet"
Harry: "Um.......No, Darcy. She actually went staight for my penis"
Darcy: .......................
You: "Don't act like you didn't like it Haz"
