Shopping with POLAND!

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Poland: *Picks up poker dress and heels* Try this on darling. *Hands to Kaiako*

Kaiako: OK

Poland: Now Adele you have no frame BOOBOO!

Adele: What?!

Poland: Well you see sweetie people with no frame don't look that good in certain clothing.

Adele: I do have a frame!

Poland: No BOOBOO you need plastic surgery!*hands $500 dollars*

Adele:*Walks away sadly*

Poland: Umm....Kaiako are you having your period are something your taking a long time!

Kaiako: NOO! The dress doesn't fit!

Poland: well your to fat! You need liposuction!

Kaiako: Do not!

Poland:*Hands $600 dollars*

Kaiko:*Walks away sadly*

Poland: WELL MY WORK HERE IS DONE! :D

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