You might be confused as to why this isn't a story. Well basically it is not fictional and it's way too informal. It's effectively a blog disguised as a book. Sounds edgy.
Criticising Society
I pretty much always have an opinion. Generally I find society hilarious and especially the "younger generation" (I'm 13 I know, be quiet). It's just kinda funny how we shorten every word possible. The things we must do in all our spare time we save for not typing those extra 3 letters must be endless. That's sarcasm if you hadn't quite realised. We just shorten stuff because it's 2061 people and we are all edgy. Edgy bro.
That List
Throwback to when was about 9 and things I said actually had comedic value. Picture this, you're in a car with 4 other human beings also known as family. (Ooh that sounded edgy bro). There are approximately 14 hours of driving left, and of course I have brought a pen and paper because I am an intelligent specimen, like Harambe or Marina Joyce. Edgy, I know. Anyway, what better use to make of these two utensils (the pen and paper, not Marina and Harambe) than write down the 12 or so reasons the dinosaurs are extinct, and other such witty ideas I have in my 9 year old 2012 brain, like "did the Rolling Stones roll or did they just shake a bit and move a couple of centimetres?". I'm going to be honest with you, but if you aren't splitting at the sides then you probably have no soul because that, ladies and gentlemen, is comedy gold. Again, sarcasm. And yes, one of the reasons the dinosaurs are extinct is for watching every episode of 'Keeping up with the Kardashians'.
Pt2 coming soon...?
Edgy ellipses Bro.
