Fashion
I'm not even joking, the shop Zara is actually amazing. Not in the sort of way that I'd ever buy anything from there, oh no, it's just an eye opener. Visualise this absolute fashion masterpiece on display in the front entrance: on the head of the mannequin, we have a brilliant beanie that probably went out of fashion in or around 2000, just lower down we have a scarf that was probably used in Harry Potter emitting those good red and yellow Autumn pumpkin spice latte vibes; moving swiftly onwards towards the torso we have a lovely white shirt that you might wear to a business meeting if not for the edginess of the rest of the outfit; now we come onto the legs... So just take into consideration that by the top half of the mannequin you're thinking Autumn, out of nowhere Zara chuck a flipping pander into the works by slapping some black denim shorts onto the poor lifeless plastic display mannequin which by is point I'm starting to feel severely sorry for. And then, the crème de la crème: the socks and shoes - the long stripy socks, coordinated with the scarf and the loafers from hell: velvet and red. I seriously despair in society. Like good on Zara for trying to go for the hipster edgy look, but next time lads just don't try.
Internet Beef
Right so recently I've been introduced to the best channel ever to grace YouTube: BGmedia. And if you're wondering what the BG stands for, it's Blackpool Grime. So Blackpool Grime Media are probably better then Misha, yeah that's the kid that looks like Ellen and plays Pokemon Go every day. However, on this channel there is a little bit of controversy going on... A little bit of internet beef. Now I don't know who the hell made up the phrase Internet beef, but I'm sorry pal; it's shocking. Anyway: we have some beef between some veterans of the grime scene: Sophie Aspin and Little T. Now just consider that Sophie is 14 and Little T the "little Chewit muncher" (name courtesy of Calum's Corner) is 12 and it makes the whole situation 10 times better than Misha buying prostitutes with his sweet YouTube ad revenue in his latest YouTube music video. Also something relatively new to me is the art of "sending for" somebody which is effectively starting some of this Internet beef with them. And yes these dangerous individuals ending for each other are all filing their videos in particularly dangerous places such as KFC, Tesco carpark and their local five a side pitches. Lethal.
Still beating Misha on setting BGmedia...
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