Someone caught me dancing while I was eating lasagna. I regret posting this...
Time skip to a few days later
Jack🍦
What do you want from Safeway?Mark🐶
They have safeway in Ireland??Jack🍦
yeah duh ( I actually don't know )
What do you want ya DingusMark🐶
Pizza
Ice cream
Oh and condomsJack🍦
Already have all of those thing in the cart so I guess we're good
Also wanna be my boyfriend?? ❤❤❤❤❤Mark🐶
Yes!!!!! 😘😘😘😘😘💜💜💜
And even the condoms??Jack🍦
Yeah
U top or bottom?Mark🐶
Top why???Jack🍦
What size?Mark🐶
What the hell??Jack🍦
Its for a good cause
I don't wanna get an stdMark🐶
I cant belive im telling you this over text...
MagnumJack🍦
😐
Your real sizeMark🍦
That is my real size!!!Jack🍦
😊 Ok then bye Markimoo!!Mark🐶
See yaOoooooo getting kinky with those condoms!! Smut soon. They are dating now. I make awful transitions.
Ima go drink my cat
I mean eat Ritz
#praiseritz
#savebrooke
#ipromoteothers