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Someone caught me dancing while I was eating lasagna. I regret posting this...

Time skip to a few days later

Jack🍦
What do you want from Safeway?

Mark🐶
They have safeway in Ireland??

Jack🍦
yeah duh ( I actually don't know )
What do you want ya Dingus

Mark🐶
Pizza
Ice cream
Oh and condoms

Jack🍦
Already have all of those thing in the cart so I guess we're good
Also wanna be my boyfriend?? ❤❤❤❤❤

Mark🐶
Yes!!!!! 😘😘😘😘😘💜💜💜
And even the condoms??

Jack🍦
Yeah
U top or bottom?

Mark🐶
Top why???

Jack🍦
What size?

Mark🐶
What the hell??

Jack🍦
Its for a good cause
I don't wanna get an std

Mark🐶
I cant belive im telling you this over text...
Magnum

Jack🍦
😐
Your real size

Mark🍦
That is my real size!!!

Jack🍦
😊 Ok then bye Markimoo!!

Mark🐶
See ya



Ooooooo getting kinky with those condoms!! Smut soon. They are dating now. I make awful transitions.

Ima go drink my cat

I mean eat Ritz

#praiseritz
#savebrooke
#ipromoteothers

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