Kid: do you have a pasking tape that cost 100$
Seller: Yes.
Kid: how much?
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sister: hey do you want to join us in the field trip
me: yeah
sister: don't even bother joining
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my friend: OMG this actually works
me: what?
my friend: hold your breath for 5 minutes
me: then?
my friend: Die
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Stranger: may i kiss you
Me: no way you B*tch
Stranger: am i even talking to you miss???
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I was in the bathroom
Stranger: Hello
Me: HI
Stranger: may i peek you later
Me: no way you
Stranger: i'll call you again later some person here is answering all my question
Me: (feeling embarresed)
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''Stranger walking''
''Me on the phone''
Me: ( i have an idea )
Me: Yes follow plan a kill the president
Stranger: (OMG i gotta tell the police)
me: guys i have been spotted kill the stranger right infront of me
Stranger: ( run for its life)
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juanna: (waves at somebody )
me: (taught it was you) (waved hand too)
juanna: excuse me your not the one who im waving at
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