God damn it mom why the hell are you always on my back! sally said. Me and paige want to kill mummy people to. Seirra said. God damn fine go get your fucking sythe and then lets go! Then busting through the door comes janet in the most new york accent you can think janets back sally! Then i raised my double barrel shotty and shot her in the chest only leaving her soul floating around but moving really weird like. alright hide that soul grab Paige and lez go. TIME SKIP
Wevll theres the pyrimid your dad would hate this asymmetrical piece of garbage sierra said. Wow you to Im glad were killing mummies because I'm about to kill you dumb ass. Well lets go. We head in the pyramid and we keep walking...and walking...and walking...man this pyramid is pretty annoying from how asymmetrical this piece of shit is wait am i going ocd DAMN IT NOOOOO then kill mummies because I'm bored but the first one looked like a person "are you ok" i said but the mummy person pulled out a rusty dagger and stabbed me in the stomach again and again and again and again and again and again then as soon as sierra noticed that I was being stabbed she grabbed Paige and let her transform into a death scythe and was getting ready to kill it but then I shot it with my shotgun and it flew off me but it didnt disinegrate into only a soul but i didnt notice so I turned around to face Sierra and Paige then Paige untransformed but quickly switched back and seirra swung paige at the mummy person and then he went to his soul form "DAMN that was close, my stomach hurts but lets keep on i guess" i said "well your welcome i got blood in my mouth and you don't say thanks you..you.. poptar" i curled up in a ball in a random corner and started saying "YOUR RIGHT IM A NO GOOD LOSER THAT DOESN'T DESERVE TO LIVE ANOTHER DAY IM REAPER SCUM AND I'LL NEVER BE AS GOOD AS MY DAD AND HE COLLAPSES BECAUSE OF HIS FUCKING OCD GOD DAMN IT! Dont say that about your kid hes very nice besides his ocd then i replied HES NOT MY KID WHO KNOWS HOW MANY TIMES YOU PROBABLY ALREADY LOCKED LIPS WITH THAT DUMBASS AND KID IS JUST A RETARDED MY BAD OCD SHROOM ADDICT then sierra usally being the calm one started screaming LISTEN HERE YOU NO GOOD SON OF A BITCH WERE IN A FUCKING PYRAMID IF YOU FORGOT I WOULDN'T BE SURPRISED IF THERE WAS A FUCKING MUMMY RIGHT BEHIND YOU YOU DIABETIC ASS BITCH LOOK YOUR GOING TO TRANSFORM INTO YOUR WEAPON STAGE AND HELP ME GET THROUGH HERE OK IM SICK OF YELLING and then Paige the one who usally is the loud one says are you guys done yet because I'm getting bored so as a black flash goes around me i start to switch into my sword form then say alright ditch my shotgun its useless right now, I'll be back my love
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