WARNING : The following is an accurate depiction of procrastination from a lazy and horrible amateur writer at its finest. Also you'll be able to see that whilst writing this I clearly wasn't in my right mind idek what I wrote #regrets
"I'm afraid you'll have to McScuse me. Instead of 10 McFlurries, 6 McChicken's without the bread and 2 vanilla ice cream cones without the ice cream, I'd like to order a chocolate chip cookie and one large smoothie please," Tiana ordered. The cashier stared at her in frustration as he punched in the new order on the monitor. "Your total is $69.69." Tiana handed him a Benjamin and smoothly said, "Keep the change. Oh and that's 'to go'" Then she swiftly pulled the shades resting on her head down to her face so that they shielded her from the haterz.
Unfortunately, Phu the Pokemon monster and Michael suddenly changed their plans and resorted to Pokemon hunting instead.
After retrieving her order, Tiana set foot into the McDonald's PlayPlace and had a deep man on man talk with herself. "You know what! I don't need no man in my life. I'M AN INDEPENDENT WOMAN AND I DO WHAT I WANT, WHEN I WANT." She plugged in her ear buds and belted "Milf Money" by Fergie with little midget children being her audience. Their glues, glistening with awe, were locked on Tiana - the center of attention.
"
CAUSE WE I-N-D-E-P-E-N-D-E-N-T
DO YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS?
CAN'T SEE ME B-R-O-K-E
I'M P-A-I-D
YOU'VE HEARD ABOUT ME, I'M SAYIN'
YOU GOT THAT , YOU GOT THAT, YOU GOT THAT MILK MONEY
"
Once the tune came to a halt, Tiana dropped her imaginary mic and headed towards the exit, waving goodbye to her new little hobbit fans. After a long hustle with her emotions, Tiana came forth and realized she couldn't let a mere boy stand in the way of pursuing her true dreams.
And so it happened. With her many talents, Tiana became a worldwide bestselling artist, with 394,293,393,393,393,957,973 hits on her new album, "TRIGGERED". Haterz will say this is fake; however, if you believe it, you can achieve it. So yes. Yes indeed. There were 394,293,393,393,393,957,973 hits and that's just the beginning.
OH YEAH AS TIANA BECAME RICH SHE GAVE GET BEST FRIEND FOR LIFE KATHY A SMALL LOAN OF $900 TRILLION SO THEY ARE NOW PRIVILEGED AND HAPPY. THE END.
A/N: didn't I warn you? (:
