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The Beggining Of The End.

It was a brisk autumn night, and Pete Wentz was in his bathroom. He started unzipping his jacket and pulled his galaxy android out of one of the pockets before throwing the jacket aside.

He flipped the camera open and looked at himself in the mirror before getting a nice filter.

He started inching his beautiful black skinny jeans down along with his panties that he's sooooo embarrassed about.

He angled the camera so it made his wanker look larger than its natural size.

He was just about to snap a pic, until he heard a faint tapping on the window.

Pete froze before pressing the 'ok' button, and slowly turned his head to see a gorgeous, yet mysterious, creature staring at him.

He was so beautiful.

His dark, gloomy eyes.

His wide, yet wonderful, nose.

His thick, black coat of fur.

It could only be his one true love. But was it truly him? Was this all real?

"H-harambe..." Pete Wentz spoke softly, snapping of his trance.

Harambe let out a mighty, yet super sexy, huff and started banging his huge fist on the window.

He roared a majestic roar and smashed (like he gon smash pete xD!!) through the window, bits of glass shattering everywhere.

Harambe quickly lunged through the now opened window and landed in Pete's bathroom.

He grasped a bar of soap, and chucked it at Pete.

"Ah! What the hell?!" Pete threw up his hands in defense, and dropped his phone. His dick still hanging out.

His phone fell in the toilet. :/

Harambe started smashing stuff and screaming which turned Pete on soooooooo much.

The screaming caused his neighbors to wake up and turn on their lights. Gerard Way comes bursting through Pete's bathroom door. Wearing a striking cheetah printed robe that matched his hair. The robe hung loosely around his bod.

Gerard looks at the scene before him and is shocked when the mighty gorilla grabs Pete and passionately kisses him.

Pete is sooooo turned on by Harambe's large hands squeezing his ass. He moaned and stuff.

Gerard just stood there like what the actual fuck??

Harambe whispered into Pete's ear, "Oo oo aa Oo AA."

Pete nodded and turned to Gerard who already had a boner.

"Join us." Pete spoke profoundly.

Gerard was so shocked right now, "bitch what?" (Omg sassines xD)

"You heard me." Pete sounded very seductive and Gerard could not resist that short guy over there.

Gerard slowly walked towards the gorilla and short guy and soon started to join the mess they call love.

Gerard slipped out of his bath robe and dropped it to the ground.

His bod was so beautiful and pretty and stuff.

Pete and Harambe would both awestruck by the beautiful man.

How could they not know before?

Anyways, now they were all fully naked.

Gerard was sucking Pete's wanker, and Pete was getting assfucked by Harambe and eating our Gerard while Gerard sucked Pete's dick.

It was so hot.

Gerard was the first to release his baby juice all over the marble bathroom floor.

He literally came within .5 seconds, what a pussy.

Pete came next when Harambe hit just the right spot and made him spill his seed all onto Gerard's baby juice.

He came in .6 seconds.

Then, finally, Harambe busted the ultimate nut which turned the entire bathroom into a cesspool of gorilla sperm. Gerard and Pete were practically drowning in cum.

He came in .68 seconds.

Pete swam over to the door and opened it before he died.

All the white liquid drained out and Gerard could breathe again.

Harambe felt cool.

They were all panting. A lot. Like. A lot.

Their clothes were soaked in yknow WHAT.

And they were all satisfied I guess.

And Gerard was too weak to walk home to his wife.

But, suddenly!!! The closet door opened, revealing antler gorilla holding a scrawny boy.

"Mikey?!!?" Yelled Gerard.

"Geraaard?!?!!" Yelled Mikey, he sounded flabbergasted.

Mikey was being held hostage by Harambe's wife in the closet since June 18th, 2006.

"Oooooo aa aa eee OO," Harambe's wife cried to Harambe, "eee aa oo aa!!"

"Ee OoO aa aa eee." Harambe growled.

Mikey ran over to Gerard and hugged him 'cause Gerard and him haven't seen eachother in like 10 years.

Pete was like, "this was a happy ending."

"That's a wrap!" Yelled Ryan Ross.

Everyone turned and saw a boy covered in milk, and holding a video camera.

Everyone gasped.

This other guy came around, he had big forehead, and kissed Ryan Ross on the cheek, "good job, boby." He said hotly.

Ryan was sweating with lust for milk by now.

"TH-thanks." Said Ryan.

"So, we were being filmed the whole time??" Said Harambe.

"Yeah." Said Ryan.

"You can speak??" Pete looked astounded, and betrayed.

"Yeah..." Ryan looked down in shame.

"I didn't know rats could talk." Gerard said, gasping.

Ryan shrugged and closed his camera before leaving with Brendon Boyd Urie.

The end.