Calvin's pov
I was walking home from visiting some of my friends, it was a cold night but not cold enough to snow, as I was walking I heard my phone vibrate in my pocket, I pulled it out and there, calling me was Dan Howell... The one and only Dan Howell, the only guy with nice looking legs... The meme lord himself... Was calling me.
I felt my jeans tighten a little "oh shit" I mutter under my breath, I reply to the call,
"Hey Calvin it's me, Dan" he says with his posh voice that is like music to my ears (damn Calvin you slut) "hey man" I said "can you.. Uhh.. Come over for a bit?" He says "sure but why?" I ask "because... I wanna tell you something important" he says "alright" I say
> time skip to dans flat <
I knock on his apartment door, but no answer, I knock again, still no answer, then suddenly the door opened and the stupid part of me told me to go in...
Everything was dark I couldn't see anything, then suddenly, the door closes and I feel something hit me and everything goes black...
I open my eyes, everything is so blurry, I hear my name being called... "Calvin... Glad you woke up" the voice said, I tried to get up but I couldn't, I was tied...
The person came into view, it was Dan, completely naked, i feel my penis grew at the sight but I'm still a little scared,
"W-what?" Was the only thing that came out "I've seen you eat with some guy at a restaurant... And I was really jealous, do you fucking know how jealous that made me?" He laughed like he was some insane bitch "t-that was my friend, and also what the fuck are you doing?" Little did I know... That was going to bite me in the ass, he grabs a box and opens it, revealing a lizard... "This is yours" he said as he licked the lizard and rubbed it on his butt cheeks, now I was really fucking scared...
"You're gonna regret what you did to me, Calvin" he said creepily and started to walk towards me, he cut the lizard's body in 3 halves and pointed the tail at me "eat" he said "WHAT NO-" he slapped me before I could continue "I said EAT" he yelled "O-okay" I said and the lizard's tail was in my mouth... "I will untie you... AND DON'T YOU FUÇKING DARE RUN AWAY, GOT IT?" He yelled at me and I nodded, he untied me and flipped me so my ass was facing him..
"You better scream for me, whore.." He whispered, I felt scared, I felt something cold and metal go in my anus, spoons, the pain was unbearable I could feel blood coming out... I was screaming at the top of my lungs... My ass was tearing in so many ways, I can't explain it... "Now for the fun part" he grabs the spoon and slaps me with it, then puts a spoon in my mouth so deep that I vomited all over him, he smiles and licks my vomit, then he fucks me again with a bigger spoon, I screamed and cried but still no mercy, he then grabs a knife cuts his name on my wrist "and this... Is to make you think of me whenever you look at your arm" he says and laughs "I LOVE YOU CALVIN I WANNA BE WITH YOU FOREVER CALVIN HAHAH WE CAN HAVE 70 CHILDREN AHAHAH" he continues laughing like crazy
"And now to finish it off..."
He says and then stabs me in the chest
"And this... Is to make you think of me when you go to hell" he says,
Everything goes black
I love you too, Dan...
•the end•
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Our mums would kill us if they knew we wrote this
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