Bucket of trash

Sex Offender Shuffle

"First name Filthy, last name Frank

Apparently it was "more than a prank"

I've been told that it is wrong

To try and play with a random kid's dong

I've been charged with multiple rapes,

Including fucking my neighbor's dog on videotape

I'm mainly here because I love to start trouble

And I'm being forced to do the sex offender shuffle"

So I fucking wrote that and commented it on the sex offender shuffle and I honestly think it's the best thing I've ever written, like much much better than any of my other stories.