poo poo POV
hello I'm poo poo. I'm a princess and I have a brother and sister. sometimes my mom hates me for looking like a poo on her womb.
pretty FYI. im prettier then my brother. next week its my birthday and I'm so shitty excited. I'm gonna turn 3 yrs. old yeahhhhhh.. then I will rule the kingdom..
'poo pooooo!' my mom said.
I ignored her and kept playing with my barbie dolls then my mom yelled
'GET UR FUCKING ASS RIGHT THIS MOMENT HERE YOU PIECE OF CRAP LITTLE DIPSHIT I HATE U SO SHITTY MUCH'
Poo poo rolled her eyes and walked to her mom while her arms fold in her chest.
'What do u want nigga?' I said
' were picking up some shits today for your birthday cake bitch' my mom replied.
I squealed and jump up and down. I went to my room and change my shit outfit for shit picking.
I'm wearing a shit costume is a plastic. it has a middle finger design on it and I love it so fucking much...
then my sister burst into my room full naked.
I rolled my eyes and acted I don't like to see her naked body.
'EEWWW WHAT THE FUCK SHRIMP!!!' I yelled
'Pls let me borrow some shits of u. my bf stole my clothes for her other gf and were going to have threesome today'
I rolled my eyes and gave her a plastic panty and bra
'Thanks!!!!!' she yelled while going out.
'Pooo time to go' my dad said in a low voice.
I jump led and went downstairs and see my parents full naked.
I rolled my eyes and said 'did u niggas forget to wear your shits again?'
'no. we have a costume its just white'
I hate them naked so much and they will gain attention
'let's get going then' my mom said
I nod and took my iPod out and listen to wrecking ball favorite song all time!
I'm a big miley Cyrus fan duh
we went to the farm and started to pick up shits.
I bought a pink princess container and pick up shits. I love pink princess things they have really good designs
after 8 hours. we finished the shit picking. I checked my iPod and saw the time 3:88 am. I sighed and went to the castle. my hands are full of shit so I licked it slowly like in the wrecking ball when miley licks the hammer.
I put the container on the table and started to wash my hand while I was singing we can't stop and twerking everywhere.
I called my best friend root and death and they answered. they are sisters FYI.
'hiiiii poooooh' they both said in a bitchy tone. they are bitch but they are my best fucking friend
'hey bitches, I need u here at the castle asappp!! k bye'
I hang and went for them to come.
after 20 hours they came and they are wearing pink princess bikinis. I smiled at them and checked their body outs. I'm not a lesbi they just have big pussy and booty.
I kissed their cheeks and say hi while complementing their bodies and clothes.
I led them upstairs and started talking
'we already got shits..
and we are going shopping for or dresses!' I said while grinning.
they squealed and gave me a hi s3x we call hi 5 hi s3x because we want.
'were gonna buy a slut dressss.. EEEEEEEEEEKKKKK!!!!!!!!' THEY said.
we heard loud moaning on the next room and that reminds me
'I'm also gonna hire a hot stripper bitches!' I said while grinning like idiot.
'I also hired a female stripper u lesbi's' I said while licking my lips and looking at their boobs.
I called my bf and he answered
'hey babe' I said in a bitchy tone.
'hey wanna hook up' he said.
' OK want to have 4some with the sluts?' I said
'sure be right there in 20 min.'
then he hang..
'girls we will have 4some get ready!!!!!!!!'
they look their boobs and said OK
