[Song parody] i need to poop by bts

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This song is not mine give credit to the person how wrote this beautiful song now......... let's get start

Tone: I need you
Scenario: BTS Needs to poop but the bathroom is locked

Locked (bathroom)
Locked (bathroom)
Locked (bathroom)
Bathroom is locked
(Repeat)

I ate so many mashed potatoes
And a bunch of hot burritos
And then I'm full..
I fart so loud..
Oh shit I need to use the bathroom!

So I ran to the bathroom
I hold the knob, but failed to turned I tried to knock so many times but no
one's answering, and then I turn back

There's the 6 of them I'm like
WATDAFUQ!?

We did everything, everything,
everything
Why it the bathroom looked!
Mianhe (Was it you)
Saranghe (OH FUCK YOU!)
It was me...(shit...)

I need to POOP!
Wae..
Burritos are amazing
And the mashed potatoes too!

I need to POOP!
I..
Drank the milk in the fridge
But dafuq! it was expired!

I need to POOP!
(my tummy's rumbling)

I need to POOP!
(I'm farting loud)

I need to POOP!
(WE NEED TO POOP)

I need to POOP!
(Where's the bathroom key!)

We search all over the house
Oh where the fuck's the bathroom key
We went up and down
But Failed to see the fucking key...
We interrogate Taehyung
He said the key's inside
Oh fucking shit what should we do the keys inside it's impossible
To get inside (Taehyung whathefuck)
What should we do now (Break the fucking door)
Finally they need my help and it's the first time I'm so happy but when I break the door
Namjoon break his hands instead

My tummy's giving up
I'm getting goose bumps
And I really need to let it all out
But the bathroom is looked
Oh shit and what the fuck
I shouldn't have eat too much cheese

I need to POOP!
Wae..
Burritos are amazing
And the mashed potatoes too!

I need to POOP!
I..
Drank the milk in the fridge
But dafuq! It was expired!

I need to POOP!
(My tummy's rumbling)

I need to POOP!
(I'm farting load)

I need to POOP!
(We Need To POOP)

I need to POOP!
(Where's the bathroom key!)

Guys, listen up listed up
Can we break that fucking door?

Hyung, what the fuck what the fuck

Did we just heard you swore words, oh!

I have something in my pocket,
I picked it out, and it's the key!

Jungkook we're going to kill you,
ooooooohhhhhhh!!

I need to POOP!
Wae!
The bathroom's now open!
And I need to use it first!

I need to POOP!
Wae!
I really need to use it first!

I need to POOP!
It's coming out!

I need to POOP!
It's FUCKING OUT!

I need to POOP!
(STOP SINGING POOP!)

I need to POOP!

I need to POOP!

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