I was at lunch with my best friend Amie Lamont.
"God, being a teacher is a blessing and a curse." Am sighs." I mean you get yourself some hot ass guys and you have some thristy little pricks that get off on a playboy they stole from their dads. And of course you get those dirty little dicks who have deep discussions about the best porn sites."
"God you poor little bitch!" I giggle.
She takes a sip from her coffee as she gazes at the light hanging above us
"And there are these hot as twins in my Biology class. This sounds weird but I'd let them fuck me any day!" She sighs, a moment of silence.
Take her to church!
"Ya nasty!" I boomed in her face. Am's face turned beat red making it look like she was a constipated frog with a stick up his ass. "Hey frog? Wazzz gucci?" I joked with a deep voice as I shake my hand and nod my head as if I were on some type of cheap drug.
She blurts out laughing uncontrollably with the cup in her hands almost spilling it.
"God! Calmate gringa!!" I jell at her.
"Me encanta tu culo!" She says with the thickest accent.
"Oh my lord! Stop it! Stop!" I start laughing at her
After a while of fooling around at the coffe shop I set off to pick up my daughter from my moms place.
Before I get in the car Amie throws a condom packet at me.
Like what?!? Bitch I'm not 16 anymore!
"Quit screwing around you hoe" she smirks and walks off to her car.
"I'm a mom you dirt bag!" Shout across the lot
"Be safe puta!"
This girl..
"No me jodas! Vete a la mierda! Love ya bye!" I shout as I wave at her.
I'm 32 and still behave like a 17 year old.
Off to mamas place we go.
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Haha my first story😊! The chapter was boring and short, but it was supposed to give you an insight on Vic's personality.( Basicly mine😂)
Ok bye
Gotta Zayn!!🏃🏻
