Toying With Joker

Five

I woke up the next day. I can't believe I'm still here. Safe...with Joker? Oh my god. I'm still with joker.
"Aye puto. Wake up I'm gonna rob a bank ah haha."
"Leilani we have all we need. Why do you-"
"-I like the rush I get. Either that or help me get dead shot out of that dumb Louisiana swamp prison."
He looked at me with utter disgust. My response was to just stare at him, no expression. Nothing.

He gave in when he said he was going to rob the bank with me. Although I've never met dead shot. I'd like to meet him.

         *time skip*

At Gotham National Bank I could see all the guards. Guessing Mister J has been here more than once.

We got out of his car and at first glance the guards pointed their guns at us.
I put my mask on. My gloves were ready and I have my switchblade. Joker being the better badass than I am. Pulled out his signature Joker gun , I loved that gun man.

"Now everybody just put your guns down. ah ha ha ha!"
I whispered "May everyone not have mercy for they're doomed. The king of Gotham has arrived..."  Everyone heard me anyway. I could never really learned how to whisper. Joker looked at me and so did the guards. I recognized a face,  that face belonged to one of my closest friends who used to steal with me all the time.
"Jesus fucking Christ KEVIN. PUT DOWN YOUR GUN AND DONT SAY MY NAME!"

"Lei- uh why are you with joker. Boys guns down now."

When he said that all guns were pointed downwards. I felt relieved. Joker looked at me confused, he stiffened.

"What the actual fuck are you doing here you ignorant piece of shit. With Joker of all people. You know he could kill you right?" He whispered.
I felt a hand wrap around my waist.
"I'm the new queen of Gotham. Kevin why don't you 'disappear' and start being bad again?"

"Leilani I like working at my job. Only when people don't rob it. I suggest you leave before I put you out of your misery."
I pull my blade and hold it up close to his neck. I felt eyes piercing into me.
"Listen Kevin boy. I'm gonna walk into that bank with my puddin. I'm gonna get the money and rush I want and then I'm gonna leave okay...now tell your boys to put the guns down before I slice your neck open."

He felt tense. This guy is my Bestfriend I hope he knows this is only an act. He tended up.

"Guns. Down. NOW!"

I turned around grabbed Jokers crocodile jacket and lead him into the bank. He pointed his gun up and shot. Everyone knew what to do. They got the money for us and we sped off. I looked back hoping to see Kevin's face. I did and I saw him in the street. Sad faced and confused.

I'll contact home some way some how. I will turn him and he will be my best fucking friend again.

I goddamn promise that. Joker will help me.