Gets home from school
Mom: How was school?
Me: Fine. Can i go to bed plz?
Mom:Tell me what happened first.
Me: Well, I got there and i did stuff and then i came home.
Mom: Well what stuff did you do?
Me: Enough stuff to make me want to fall asleep for 12 hours.
Mom: Fine, just go to sleep.
Me: Falls over and stars to snore
Literally everyday of my life...
:)