Quest to kill the gummy bear kings

Kill the king

You were walking minding your own god damn biussness when as of a sudean giant gummy bear gaurds blocked your path with their fat asses so you took out your sword ol' mad jainkiens gave you before you wandererd off into hell and then heven then back to earth. So as your sins told you to take out your epic awesome sword of awesomeness you jut did what your shitty sins told you and took your sword from your backpack and beat the crap out of every gummy gaurd and you contienued your quest

  Soon you came to a shitty castle and you were lazy fuck so you decided to claim in threw the window and you came face to face with a fat ass gummy bear King "Holy shitzu your a fat ass" you said to the king "HOW DARE YOU INSOULTE ME PESTINT" the great lord gummy bear King snapped back, Without hesitation you got out your sword and killed the fat gummy bear lord. "HOLY BIBLE!" You screamed as you took out a cross and a holy bible "KANSKNWKW SNEIWKWM" You yelled chanting 'God shown down before whatever the hell just happend!' 5 times.

End of part 1