You sat on the couch with tears slowly streaming down your face. You and your boyfriend Jay Mcguiness of three years has just gotten into a huge argument. Awful things were said to each other. You flipped through the channel as you tried to calm down. Suddenly you felt a pair of strong arms wrap around you. You felt a warm breath near your neck.
"I'm really sorry baby" he whispered in your ear. You sniffled and turned slightly around. You saw that his eyes were kinda red. You slightly got up and faced fully to him. You cup your hands around his face.
"I forgive you Jay. I'm tired of fighting.." You say softly. He closes his eyes smiling the little kid smile that always got your heart racing. You drop your hands and slowly move close to Jay. Your lips moving closer and closer together. Suddenly you felt Jay move quickly away. You looked at him shocked.
"Bird? what's wrong?" you asked. He looked quickly at you with a sweat slowly dripping down his forehead.
"Bird?".
He took a deep breath and whispered.. "I took a shit in my pants."
-Authro (@PizzaLessThanThree)
(btw I love Jay so don't take this to offense please! this is just all for fun!)
