"I still can't believe you named your cat after me." Harry teased still sitting with a nice pack on his stomach.
"I did not name him AFTER you." I scoffed.
"Sure sure." he laughed swinging his feet back and forth from the bench.
"How old are you?" I found myself asking.
"21 today."
"Oh happy birthday I guess." I smiled and he cocked an eyebrow at me.
"You weird." he stated hoping down from the bench, "so...negative?" he questioned looking at me.
"Your weird too, your like a five year old stuck in a 21 year olds body." I laughed pushing past him, feeling him trail closely behind.
"I like you Paisley."
"Thanks curly, your alright I guess." I smiled patting the side of his arm.
"Well I better go i hope to see you again miss paisley." he smiled pushing the back door open.
"Harry!" I called out and he turned back around, his curls bouncing softly, "thanks for what you did out there." I smiled softly.
"Bye paisley." he smiled closing the door behind him.
~*~
"Everyday I fight a war against the mirror, can't take the person staring back at me! I'm a hazard to myself! don't let me get me I'm my own worst enemy. it's bad when you annoy yourself!" I smiled as I sung along to
P!nks greatest hits, however I frowned when it was suddenly shut off.
"I hate pink." Mia mumbled groaning as she shuffled into the kitchen.
"I worked till 3am last night, I'm still up earlier and I still look better? I must be a god." I laughed flipping the pancake in the pan.
"Shut up. I didn't know you had a thing with that andy guy?" she said yawning and ruffling her red hair.
"I don't?" I said confused, serving her a plate and leaning on the breakfast bar.
"Oh, does he know that? He rang three time last night and then came round after I told him that you wouldn't be home till late," she continued stuffing a fork full of pancake into her mouth, "and then he said he would wait till you got home, so I threatened to ring the cops if he didn't fuck off...haven't heard from him since." she shrugged.
"Bloody hell, I've told him so many times!" I snapped now angry at Andy for not getting the memo. I stormed into my room pulling on a Ramones jumper and ugh boots.
"Where are you going?" Mia asked as I stormed through the lounge.
"Coffee. if I don't return by sundown I've probably committed murder, don't bother trying to bail me out!"
"Okay have fun love you!" I heard her call as I slammed the front door. I was looking down at my phone waiting for it to turn on while I walked out the front door of our apartments.
"Ow fucking watch it." I snapped as I ran into someone holding a box.
"Oh sorry I didn't see you there." the man said.
"Whatever." I mumbled dodging around the man and continuing down the road to Starbucks.
After ordering a double shot long black with two sugars I had texted andy telling him to back off and I was mildly in a better mood until I was walking through down the hall to our apartment an tripped on multiple boxes.
"What the fuck?" I grumbled picking myself off the floor and looking at the name tag on the boxes
Room 210
Well you fuckwits that's down the hall. I gathered the boxes picking them up and shuffling my way down the hall until I got to room 210 and knocking on the door.
"Hello?"
"Hi this is your shit please take it."
"Oh sorry I was wondering where these boxes disappeard to." the man said and I felt the weight being lifted from my arms.
"You've got to be kidding me." I grumbled when I saw the man standing in front of me, "curly."
"Paisley! what are you doing here." Harry said and actually had the balls to hug me.
"I live here." I mumble jerking my thumb to the room down the hall.
"This is great it's like were roomies! we can like have movie dates and-"
"Sorry Harold that's going to be a no. I don't date." I said holding my hand up.
"Oh, no i didn't mean it like that. but still this is great!" he still stood there with a great dimpled smile on his face.
"I've just stood here and turned down every idea your small mind has come up with...and your still smiling?"
"Why would I be sad when I just found out that there is a beautiful girl next door?" he smirked poking my side.
I scoffed, "don't touch me, anyway I just came to give you your shit."
"Oh yeah thanks Pais." he said pushing his curls off his face.
"Bye harry." I said turning and walking away.
"Bye neighbour!" he called out.
"Keep your shit away from my door!" I said finally walking into my room hearing his loud laugh travel down the hall.
{Hiiii on the right is a picture of Megan Prescott who plays Mia, Paisleys roommate hope you enjoyed}

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FanfictionI have a list of things I don't do. The list includes multiple things but the main things is I don't fall in love. The only thing I love is my cat harry. Coincidence? Yes. Because the one person who threatens to fuck up my list is a boy named Harry...