The break up

To leave or not to leave?

Defiantly leave! My heart is racing as I turn down yet another hall and bust through yet another door. Who would've ever thought that any parent would give their 19 year old daughter a 16 bedroom mansion. "Don't you dare leave me jimmy!". Rita,also known as yummy23 on Facebook , weighed 640 pounds but by the way she ran you'd think she was in the best shape of her life. Yummy23 was a gorgeous diamond in the rough with a body like Serena Williams on Facebook, but Rita !? The person behind the face book name!? The one who is just rough in the rough!? The one who only seems to find every freaking food that touches her tongue yummy!? No! She was the most greasy, sloppy eating, butterscotch teeth, woman you would ever meet. I've been running for minutes yet still haven't made it to the entrance of her mansion! "You'll never get out haha! " As she reluctantly laughed. I look back in amazement. Not because she was still right on my tail ,but that she was right on my tails while eating a hotdog. Screw it! After busting through another door I notice an open window. I had two choices take my chance by climbing this window or be Rita's full course meal. I carefully climb out the window but as I hear Rita's earth shaking footsteps down the hall my adrenaline sky rockets and I panic. Ouch! Attempting to close the window as fast as I could I smushed the tips of my fingers. With no hesitation I start shaking my hand as though it would make it feel better. Suddenly the shaking stopped and I feel a very moist, slimy substance completely take over my finger . Rita was looking me in my eyes with her mouth wrapped around my finger. "Does that feel better baby?", seductively she asked. "Ahhhh get away from me!". Without thinking twice I jumped from the window straight to the ground. So many thoughts crossed my head. Why didn't I listen to my brother about online dating? Why didn't I just take the nerdy girl from Starbucks on a date? Will I ever live to see if family matters is going to have a reunion? Splash! My world went completely dark. It was once again wet substances all around me this time. so as fast as Rita is, I figured she raced down the stairs and caught me in her mouth. Then I came to the surface. A pool!? A pool! Over joyed and happy to see that she didn't bite my finger off I did my favorite little happy dance and kindly asked her personal pizza man if he could escort me out of the premises of the mansion. Kindly he agreed and I was finally headed out the gates of her home. We laughed and giggle with each other about the whole situation. "Haha thanks for helping me leave this dungeon sir". He looked at me confused as we began to decline into a dark tunnel. "Leave?","dungeon?" " Rita has waited for ever to get a guy over here there's no leaving but don't worry she already told me to take you to the dungeon where you were was only her kitchen and dining areas but won't be long now ." He happily said. Before I knew it he had a tranquilizer aimed at my arm and all I remember is hearing Miley Cyrus on the radio. Now I'm counting down the hours to the next time I'm Rita's Dessert.