Ethan:"Simon will never get a girlfriend because he's always" alone.
Simon:It doesn't say that.
Ethan:I know it doesn't say that, bitch.
Simon:Ethan, you're actually getting away from me.
Vik:I don't blame him, to be honest. *laughs*
(Why is everyone being lowkey savage to Simon?)
Vikk:Why don't we make our own theme park called 7 Flags?
Ethan:No.
Josh:'Cause we'd probably get Copyrighted.
Ethan:We can call it 7 Flags.
Vikk:Each of us holds a flag.
Simon:No, no- let's just call it- let's just gets rid of one letter from flag.
Josh:Oh, uh, no. Don't like that.
Ethan:7 Fags....
Josh:We're like test tube babies right now.
Ethan:I was literally going to say that but I didn't want to offend anyone.
Person: What do you live for?
Me: The Sidemen using SnapChat filters.
Josh: "Balls have to be submerged."
Simon: "The gooch! The gooch!"
Ethan, Josh, Tobi & Vik: I love Pokémon GO!
JJ: Pokémon GO? More like Pokémon GO fuck yourself
Simon: I WANT TO FUCK A POKÉMON!
Harry: ...
This a legit conviation that I had.
Boyfriend: I love you.
Me: Awe I love you too.
Boyfriend: *Laughs* more than the sidemen?
Me: Don't test me boy. They will always be above you.
I felt really bad after that convisation.
Question: Which one of the sidemen is the best with girls?
Tobi:I'm gonna say Vik
Ethan:*laughs*
Cal:Do you know what, it actually is
Tobi:It actually is
Cal:It actually is, his success rate is like 100%
Tobi:He just gives them the look, y'know
"You're a fuck and I hate you" -Simon
Me: *takes a deep breath*
Me: I lov-
Everyone in the world: The sidemen, yes we know. All you talk about is the sidemen. Simon done this, Vikk done that, I have no money or social life WE FUCKING GET IT YOU LOVE THEM.
Me: I was going to say sleep and food but you know that works too.
"Listen Josh, I've got a fat head but it's full of knowledge."- Behzinga to Zerkaa, 2016
"I just fucked Ethan so hard."- Simon
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Just Sidemen Things
RandomIf you are in the Sidemen fandom this is the book for you. A collection of memes, edits, and things you can relate to. It is basically the internet support group for Wattpad and the Sidemen.
