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Chapter 5: Apparently I'm a magnet for Balls

.....Do you want to know what the most heart breaking, gut clenching, and depressing thing is? Well, do you?.... It's having two days of no school. Yeah it's seriously saddening, I might be a super, extra, mega nerd, still I enjoy my free time. It's like closing your eyes for a couple of seconds, one minute is Friday the last bell rings, then you get on the bus exited for the weekend, you get home to be lazy however your idiot self decides to be careless and you stupidly blink and when you open your eyes it's Monday! You are like the fudge?.

That's how fast the weekend blows, you don't even get the F word properly out it's like *blink*oh! Fu...it's Monday. That's how quick it is. And that's not the worst part, the most annoying experience, is when you are wrapped up in your bed sheets, the warmth and calm is so comforting, all you want, all you need is to stay in there forever. After a night of moving and shuffling to find the right spot on your bed, after all that struggle, you finally find it; oh no! but those minutes, those few minutes of glory are cut short by none other than your alarm clock. I swear it can detect the exact minute you get into a comfortable position.

That's exactly what happened to me this morning, I was enjoying my sleep until my darn alarm clock started beeping, I'm under the suspicion my alarm clock is jealous of the relationship my bed and I have, I mean who wouldn't be, you could be married with four children and after a day of work, the only thing you look forward to, is dropping dead in your bed. Well back to what I was saying, I got up dragged my self out of bed into my restroom, took a shower which was icy cold for the first couple of minutes, I almost gave my self hypothermia, dropped some curse words here and there, and after drying my self, I decided on some leggings, Mickey Mouse long sleeved shirt, and some black converse. Then I had a long battle with my hair and decided that a messy bun would be easier.

And that ladies and gentle men was my Monday morning. But the day gets interesting, let me tell you what happened. It all started when.....

"Morning Tia!" I greeted her with a kiss on the cheek. I made my way to the fridge to take out some yogurt, my aunt eyed me suspiciously.

"Some one is in a good mood today," she arched her eye brows "Did something happened?"

"No I'm just happy today" I retorted with my mouth full of yogurt.

"suure, this is coming from the girl that doesn't want to be bothered before she has her breakfast" her lips contorted into a sly smirk.

"You know what..what ever" I dismissed her, I took a glance at the clock, I was going to be late.

"Look I'm going to be late, plus I don't want to be in a house where everyone is judging me" I stuck my tongue like a five year old.

"So if you need me, I will be having a miserable time in school" I haughtily turned around and walked out. I could hear my aunt's laughter through the door. Seems like today will be a good day.

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"Ugh! First period!" I whined, while making my way to my locker. The damn teacher had to give me a one, right in the back of the flipping building and to make matters worse it was a bottom locker. That bitch. I bumped and pushed my way out of the busy hallways until I got to my locker. There was a couple getting cozy right next to it, great just my luck.

"Hey! You two chop, chop!" clapping my hands, I scared the living daylights out of them, they jumped off each other with a bewildered expression on their faces. This was one of those times, I regretted not having a camera it's me.

"What's your problem?" The unknown girl said. With a stinky attitude may I add.

"Your face is my problem, now move" she and her boyfriend looked me up and down with distaste, then made an exit but not before saying. 'Freak'. Ass wipes one of these days, The Lord will grant me powers and they better watch out, cause I will turn everyone who has insulted me into a fish, and flush them down the toilet. Yeah flush them. Just as I was going to open my locker, the bell rang. Well here goes my good day. Fuck me.