1) When the writer is really young but there is ALOT of sexual content.
What would you're parents think?
2) When every time the couple kisses, it turns into a heated kiss, or something sexual.
Can't they have a nice soft kiss? Is it really that hard? Maybe they do it because they think they can swallow each other and then they realize they can't and then they are like 'Awh maybe next time'
3) When the story is over stereotyped.
Just... Can you not!!!!!
4) When the parents don't exist.
*inhales*... *exhales*
5) When the people met like a week ago but they still decide to move in with each other.
WHAT ABOUT SCHOOL, WORK, FAMILY?! Like "ok bye guys I'm gonna move to New York with this guy I met last week!"
6) "I looked deep into his orbs"
Really? C'mon is it really that hard to type eyes? 'AAAHHHH I GOT DIRT IN MY ORBS!"
7) "Then our lips crashed together"
Soooooooo... Like a car crash?
8) When the boyfriend carries the girlfriend EVERYWHERE
She is a teenager she can walk herself.
9) {this one falls under number eight} Not only does he carry his girlfriend everywhere but they have to put "I lifted her up on my hip, putting my hands under he bum to support her"
Like really she isn't three. And I honestly don't think that you need to add that you put your hands under her bum. I think that we would know that because everyone does that when they put someone on their hip.
10) "I threw my hair into a messy bun and threw on some sweats"
Really?! Really?! Is that the only hairstyle you know?! It's ok every once and a while but not
every single f****** night! Then sweats, really? Why don't I come and just replace all of your pants with sweats.
11) Ok in like 1D fanfics or something like that. There are stories like...
Kidnaped by One Direction
One Directions sex slave
Adopted by One Direction
Bullied by One Direction
LIKE REALLY?!?!
Do I even need to say something about that? Like seriously c'mon people common sense!
12) When the writer doesn't start a new paragraph when someone new is speaking.
ITS NOT THAT HARD!! (Little girls voice " pfft that's what she said.) SORRY I COULDNT HELP IT!
13) You absolutely hate 1D, like despise them. But your friend forces you to go to their concert. Then out of the blue you some how get spotted out of the 100 thousand people there.
First of all, I honestly don't think that your friend would force you to go to a concert that they spent a lot of money on if you hate them. Then how is it possible for you to get spotted out of all of this people? Then you fall in love and say it was meant to be. -.-
14) When the main girl has abusive parents. Or had a boyfriend that hit her or cheated on her so now she has trust issues.
Like I'm not even going to say anything besides "BE MORE CREATIVE!!"
15) One of the people are always checking twitter. Then someone famous decides to tweet to you and you start to freak out. Then you get a bunch of hate on twitter because of that one tweet. Then they go and self harm because of the hate, when they need to realize its stupid stuff those people are saying because they are just jealous.
Yes I get it if someone tweeted to me I would freak out but if I started to get hate because of it I would probably ignore it of get a new twitter. It's just fake stuff they are saying because they are jealous.
16) When the girl has Starbucks every single fudging day! And they continue to stay skinny and light weight.
Really there are breakfast places and other coffee shops! C'mon your making Dunkin doughnuts feel insecure!
17) the girl always ends up in a coma or with cancer.
*takes a deep breath* *slaps you*
18) The guy tells his girlfriend she is beautiful... She denys.
IF HE SAYS YOU ARE BEAUTIFUL AGREE WITH HIM!!!! WOUL ROU RATHER HIM CALL YOU A POTATO?!?! Like fo real I could go for some deep fried potato sticks.... ANYWAYS!!
19) "he gave a smirk"
I swear this happens so much in some books he is gonna get a twitch or something.
20) I hopped in the shower
Oh sorry I didn't realize you were a kangaroo.
** AUTHORS NOTE **
Heyo! I hoped you liked the first chapter!! If you have any fanfic moments you hate leave it in the comments and I will try to add it!!! Kisses
-H
