The Jew And The Fatass

~The Weird Feeling~

Cartman POV:
I feel so awkward when I'm around Kyle, it not the same. I don't feel the same. What going on with me. I tried to call Kyle a Jew but it came out something like this.
"Hey J-j-j-j-l-l-l-ove..."
"What?!"
"I thought how about some c-c-c......."
"Fatass what are you talking about"
"WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH ME"
".... Fatass, are you ok"

And all I did was ran away. What all this weird stuff about. I tried saying rude stuff but it comes out like I like him. I turned to look at kenny after I had my deep thoughts.

"I need some food breeze for my balls" Kenny muffled as normal.

"Kenny, is that your way to interact with girls" Said Stan rolling his eyes like he doesn't give a fuck.

"Maybe"

I laughed after hearing that weird conversation. But when Kyle came in it was silent.

"Hey guys, why is it so quiet"

I stared at sexually for some reason. Did I just check Kyle out?! What the fuck is wrong with me!? Kyle looked at me as I stared off like nothing happened.

"Well....."

"Well your a Jew Kyle." I smirked evilly.

"Shut up fatass your just fat because you eat too much"

"Nah huh, not true"

Kyle rolled his eyes at me as he sat next to Stan and me.

Kenny started to talk about how are his ways to keep fresh with girls.

"I got it mint, food breeze, and perfume"

"Whatever you say Kenny, whatever your want to your balls."

Kenny frowns as he spoke up a bit. "I wasn't talking about my balls"

I saw Kyle as I got close to him. "So Jew, why are you so lame"

"I'm not lame it called being smarter than you"

"Fine, if your a smart Jew then spell me"

"Cartman I ain't doing your stupid shit" Kyle said like he knew what he was doing.

"Come on, it just a simple word"

"Grrr fine, M-E"

"You forgot the D"

"Cartman! Stop being an idiot. There no D in me"

"Not yet"

Kyle stood there silently like he was pranked horribly. He just stood there quietly. "....." He had no other words. He looked away from me all pissed.

Stan looked at Kenny and Kyle. "Hey Kyle and Kenny there going to be a party at my place want to come"

"Is there any food breeze or free things in China in the party."

"Kenny, you know what the answer is"

Kenny looked away grinning. "You think this is so funny Stan." Stan grinned a bit and started laughing.

"You know everything your saying is actually funny, no lie"

Kyle started to laugh. "Haha Stan and Kenny so funny. I'm glad Fatass not invited" Kyle said chilling.

"Actually Kyle he is. I invite him yesterday"

Kyle dropped his jaw down. "Your kidding me aren't you"

Stan nodded no.

"fuck!!!!!" Kyle walked into Stan bathroom.

I looked at his reaction. "What up with this guy" Stan and Kenny were silent, as i stood up. Walking to the bathroom door knocking on it. "May I come in" I heard sobbing. Kyle crying!?

"What about wasabi"

"Kenny no girls want a man with wasabi on their balls."

"Well a girl who hungry"

"And who will that be"

Kyle kept telling me not to come in. "I'm coming in" I open the door as Kyle spilled some soap from freaking out, I stepped on the floor as I slipped from the soap making me fall on Kyle. But I fell on Kyle in a weird position. My head was on his lower stomach, hand palmed on each side. Kyle blushed red.

"Cartman! B-be care-full...." Kyle said as he blushed a bit letting out a quiet moan covering his mouth.

"Uh Kahl..." I blushed as i stood up, lending my hand out to help him up.

Kyle grabbed my hand as he shiver, bringing himself up. "Don't do that ever again fatass."

I smirked. "Maybe I will maybe I'll not"

Kyle snapped out of it as he growled at him walking away.

It was time to sleep. We all left home tucked in our beds. The moon was full and bring until the next day.