She's A Lady Whoa! A Pregnant Lady

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She, yeah a she, Sasuke the misogynist had a friend of the opposite sex, who was his only friend, and would always be, because he honestly believed it was one friend too many, but he couldn't get rid of her. She was extremely persistent when it came to them being best friends. And he accepted it.

Kind of.

Well, not anymore. He just realized, yeah, he wasn't as fast as everybody thought sometimes, that he was in love with her. So waking up to her in his bed was not a bad thing. Waking up to find both of them naked in the same bed the smell of sex still in the air was not even close to being a bad thing. So he snuggled up behind her and wrapped his arms around her waist pulling her closer.

"What the fuck is going on?" Sasuke stiffened when he heard Naruto whisper the question feeling her move slightly.

Feeling her turn around in his embrace he closed his eyes and pretended to be asleep, because he learned, the hard way, that Naruto wasn't a totally normal girl.

"Well, at least I lost it to someone I know," he heard her whisper. He opened his eyes to stare into her blue ones and saw her smile.

"Guess what we did last night?" she asked raising her eyebrow.

He unwrapped his arms from her waist, reluctantly, and stood up.

"Aren't you going to say anything?" she asked, and he winced a little as he heard the anger in her voice.

"What do you want me to say?" he asked trying to quell the anger before it blew, which, usually happened anyways, and then she would blame him for being so easily annoying.

"I want to know if you still want to be friends with me; do you?" she asked her other eyebrow joining the other in the air.

"Yeah, of course," he said not looking at her.

"Can I ask you something?"

"Yeah. Go ahead."

"Were you a virgin?"

He looked at her through the mirror. "Yeah, why do you want to know?"

"I heard that when you sleep with someone you sleep with everyone they've slept with, and I don't want to be sleeping with someone I'll regret doing it with."

Sasuke laughed, and looked back at her. He stared at her as her chest came into view. He tilted his head as his eyes zoomed in on them.

They were cute, small, and perky while her nipples were just a pale pink against her pale-ish tan skin.

"Sasuke what are you looking at?" He blushed, and looked away.

"Nothing."

"Well, as much as I like, not really since it is kind of creeping me out, looking at your dong, I think you should put it away." He frowned grabbing a towel wrapping it around his waist. See, not normal.

"Your boobs are showing."

"Pervert."

"Says the one who was staring at my di-"

"Don't say it. What we did is enough corruption for one day."

He laughed as she stuck her back under the covers.

"I'm going to go take a shower," Sasuke said turning around after ingraining the shape of her body frame under the thin covers.

He stood under the shower head enjoying the feel of the hot water against his skin. He was so entranced by the relaxing of his muscles that he didn't notice when the shower door opened or the breeze of chilling air hit him when the shower door was pulled open.