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the fourth wall

R.I.P in pieces

Scarlet's pov

I was doing my daily rounds around the village, when a quite large cat fell out of a small portal, and face planted. It, was bigger then a normal cat, but no where near big enough to be a werecat. It rised it's head, and it was like a mini werecat, so I asomed it was a child. It looked at me.
"Shit," it said.
"That's no lenguage for a child." I responded, it looked at me confused. It stood up.
"Um, no. I am not a kid." It said.
"Then why are you so small?"
"This is a natural hight for my kind!"
"Then what are you?"
"A magical antropomorphic cat," it started flying, and got to eye level with me.
"That's what I am Terra." It finished.
"WHAT?!? How do tou know my name?"
"I am your creater!"
"Wha?"
"You may need to sit down for this."
"Umm-"
"Oh, just sit down." I did so.
"Ok, so how are you my, 'creater'?"
"Well, first, you should know my name, it's Ender."
"That's a weird name."
"Thx, but stop interumpting me. Ok, so, I created you, your friends, and this whole world."
"Whaa?"
"For my, and their enjoyment."

3rd person pov

"For my, and their enjoyment." Ender said as she pointed to the reader. Scarlet looked but saw no one.
"Um, who is they?" She asked.
"The reader. You are in a book. I was forced here by my friend to talk to you."
"Yea, no. Your crazy, bye."
"Well, fine then, I'll prove it." Ender snaped her fingers, and the world around her and Scarlet turned to a white abyss.
"Wait, whaaa?!?" Scarlet half yelled.
"Do you believe meow? Haha." Ender said.
"Wait, whaaa!?!" Then Scarlet's head exploded.
"Welp, good thing none off this is cannon, right reader? Yea," then Whitewolf came out of a portal.
"Ender, what'd you do?"
"I just talked to her. Y'know, you should make an OC, since you don't really have one, it's just you, Y'know?"
"I don't know, i kinda like being taller then you. Seriesly though, you could be taller then me, like you are, but you choose to be 3ft tall."
"Cats are small, im a cat, so im small. Plus, im WAY cuter when im tiny."
"Yea, anyway, it's almost 400 words."
"Yea, ok. Anyways, thx guys, vote, comment, and we'll see y'all in the next chapter! Ender out!"
"Bye guys."

Heres a hight chart, and a picture of Ender.