The Friend Love Triangle

Dan's Diss Track

((Y/N)means your name. For the people who didn't know that.)

"Hey, what's up (Y/N)?" Dan says as he comes up and gives you a side hug.

"Hey Dan." You say as you return the hug. You look behind him and see Phil walking up. Phil is like Dan's older brother. If you didn't know, they live together. (PHAN IS REAL!! XD)

"Hi Phil!" You give him a hug as well.

"It feels like we haven't seen each other in, like, forever!" Phil says. You start to giggle.

"Phil. It's only been three days."

"You just have to ruin the moment don't you? GUYS!! DAN'S A PARTY POOPER!"

"HEY! why you gotta be so rude Phil?"

"You guys need to chill." You say as you don't want to hear them fight anymore.

"WE HAVE NO CHILL!!"
They say together.

You decide to take extreme measures. You play both their first videos.
They immediately stop and look at you.

"Do you want me to have a cringe attack?" Dan says as you can see him trying not to cringe, clearly failing because he cringes harder than ever before.

"Why am I your friend again?" Phil asks.

"Because. One: I am obviously the only person who can be as weird as you and stand your awkwardness. Two: I'm sexy af, and you know it." You say the last part playfully, and add a sassy hair flip with a sexy pose to top it off.

You obviously didn't know that somewhere over the time you were becoming friends, they both fell in love with you.

What you did know was that you fell in love with the walking giraffememellama, and the walking inhumanelynicegiraffe. (The first one is Dan and the second one is Phil, if you didn't know that.)

You can see them both blush lightly and try to hide it. You just laugh at that.

You decided to tease them by making more poses. It obviously worked.

"OKAY! I think that's enough for now...." Dan says awkwardly as he rubs the back of his neck.

"Awww! But I was just getting started!" You childishly complain.

"You should listen to Dan. We should probably record a video anyway." Phil says quite quickly.

"Yeah, would you like to join us in the video (Y/N)?" Dan asks. He knows you love being in any of their videos, but he asks anyway because he doesn't want to be rude.

"Of course! I would love to join!" You reply happily.

"Ok, good. We're going to make Philisnotonfire 8. You could read the questions to us... Or just do whatever you want to do." Dan says while you think of what you're going to do.

"You can pick the questions if you want to." Phil adds in.

"Ok! Let's go!" You say as you run to their flat.

"(Y/N)!! Wait up!" Dan says. "You know I'm not in shape!"

"Yeah! Remember, Dan's not in shape!" Phil says as he stops to catch his breath.

You stop and turn around to look at them. You see Phil about three feet away from you, and Dan.... Well, he's Dan. So, he's like ten feet away from you guys.

"Both of you guys are dorks! How did we even meet?"

Dan starts to run towards you guys, and you start recording it on Twitter, because, well, it's Dan. (My go-to excuse. XD) and if you know Dan, he never runs irl.