Ten things that guys should fucking know .
1) Don't wear your shades at night or indoors , that ain't cool .
2) Calling her bro will get you friendzoned 'bro' .
3) DO NOT shave your legs . Oh god that's horrific .
4) Smoking is only hot if you have that shit under control .
5) No, pausing your video game to talk to your girlfriend does not make you automatically husband worthy .
6) 'Babe' is by far the most overused term of endearment EVAR .
7) Possessive and fucking overbearing . BIG ass difference .
8) Don't say 'doe', 'ratchet', 'swerve' etc . It's not even cool when girls say it .
9) Don't overdo the whole bromance thing , it gives off mixed signals .
10) Don't talk about not wanting to be tied down- only I can do that xD
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What Guys Should Know
HumorThe title is like right there . Oh , I'd also watch out for the little tiny swear words in there . And the sexual references . And off-topicness . And idiocy . Don't say we didn't warn you .
