Here's another ten because we're really stressing this .
11 . Do not sag your motherfucking pants . It is probably one of the most unattractive things any guy can ever do . Like wear a belt ! Are you a gangster ? Huh ? No ? Okay . Case closed .
12 . Don’t act stupid . I like guys with brains and if you’re a dumbass I just automatically shun you . Unless you’re Loki Staad .
13 . When you like a girl , don’t be a dick . I understand that you want her attention but don’t over fucking do it . It’s not cool . If you tell me I’m ugly , I’ll hate you .
14 . If I like you I won’t tell you because it’s embarrassing . If you don’t catch the signals then , too bad so sad for you .
15. If you like me , then tell this bitch ! I’m as blind as you so I’m not going to stop and smell the roses . I don’t know when a guy likes me because I’m not a mind reader .
16 . If you are going to be an epic douchebag vagina , don’t expect us to be partners when we’re doing a class project .
17 . You probably play a sport, right ? Well then do not brag about it . It gets tiring and irritating because I have no clue what you’re talking about . Especially if you play football . Although I do like the Steelers .
18 . In order to get to me then you have to get through my friends . They are my bitches , except for Noel because she scares me . Befriend my hoes and we are good to go . That rhymes !
19 . Sara is very competitive and what Sara wants , Sara gets that ish ! I like to win .
20 . Not all girls want the D . Sorry to bust your huge ass ego but , it’s true . I don’t give a shit about your tiny penis .
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What Guys Should Know
HumorThe title is like right there . Oh , I'd also watch out for the little tiny swear words in there . And the sexual references . And off-topicness . And idiocy . Don't say we didn't warn you .
